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please have sex before commenting on my posts. my mutuals who have religious obligations to stay chaste are exempt from this
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trees are very 🥺 because sometimes i’ll stand under the shade of a tree and look up at it and it’ll sway its branches about in the wind and i’m like oh my God i’m alive and YOU��RE alive. we are alive together and made up of the same starry stuff and standing right next to each other in this moment on this earth. do u feel it when i reach out and press my hand to your trunk? can you hear me? i think you’re so neat. and then the sunlight filters through its leaves just so and that lovely green color leaves me dazzled. it’s just very nice to be an alive thing next to a different sort of alive thing
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The main thing I learned in undergrad gen-ed labs is that even if the syllabus says you don’t need goggles, you should probably still just wear goggles. Even if it’s just you. Trust me on this.
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your discord is "fandom mom oppressor" and you don't think that's misogynist. okay.
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i know we already agreed they're on a 6 year lag but wow they're really on a 6 year lag
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room temperature is roughly 68-71 degrees. it’s not based off the individual temperature of a room
A house that is a few degrees below room temp feels colder than being outside on a 50º day
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Octopus filmed changing colours while sleeping.
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tumblr is on the verge of rediscovering regular degular sexual attraction to other humans and i dont know if we can handle it, collectively
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“what kinda drugs was that artist on when they painted that!?!? 🤪”
“This looks like an lsd nightmare 🥴”
“the artist was definitely high 🤪🤪🤪”

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