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Map of the US by a truck driver who has seen most of it…

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my balcony blocks my view of the playground, but I heard one child yell "I FOUND A FROG" with a great deal of excitement and now there is screaming, so I'm filling in some blanks

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my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle

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It is wild how confident these Owners often are. Please Gordon Ramsay tell me why my restaurant is failing, wait what the fuck do you mean it's my decisions and the way I do things? Suck my cock, you know nothing about REAL food, you pretentious fuck.

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when sartre said "hell is other people" he failed to mention that heaven is also other people

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If this pops up while you’re scrolling, I wish you unconditional love and massive success.

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maarten inghels

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BEHOLD MY GIANT PICK

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I am gently taking your hands and begging you, BEGGING YOU, to understand that humans are not inherently harmful to the planet. We are animals who are part of the ecosystem. We belong here. This is our home. We belong here. You belong here. Yes, you belong here.

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the fact the new series of hypothetical isn’t allowed to talk about the pandemic just in case people forget it happened is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

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Love when one of those "do you know this thing" polls looks like this