30s, (They/She) Send me Asks! Share with me! You are my favorite thing.
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I cant.
They should hand out jar opener paraphernalia with your estrogen. I'm being defeated by the jelly half of my peanut butter jelly sandwich.
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why is it 90 the grease at 830pm. at night.
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Trying to hornypost but my writer's instincts take over and next thing I know I'm worldbuilding
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I dont think Ben Affleck is into degradation.
They should hand out jar opener paraphernalia with your estrogen. I'm being defeated by the jelly half of my peanut butter jelly sandwich.
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they just came out with a new type of guy that freestyles about geological phenomena on reddit
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Happy 10 years anniversary to gay marriage becoming a fundamental right across the U.S.!!! we love you supreme court ruling Obergefell v. Hodges, and we will fight for you!
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continually astounded to learn that someone around me is actually for real christian. like. aren't you supposed to grow out of that
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me: man my cock is so chafed. who could have done this.
the common cockchafer:

me: the common what
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