irlchaosdem

[irlchaosdem]

Yes but I too just live here

ellen: morning what the fuck is going on

zahra: bullshit

amy: war

cash: hell

leo: idk i just live here

[irlchaosdem]

All of the above

ellen: morning what the fuck is going on

zahra: bullshit

amy: war

cash: hell

leo: idk i just live here

[irlchaosdem]

Getting very close to the day of the turkey, just saying @heartofgold-alex-fsotus

[irlchaosdem]

Hey y'all! Don't know how many people follow the RWRB rp group that is @an-obtuse-fucking-asshole, @juniper-bug-cd, @rockstar-princess-b, @ellen-claremont, @heartofgold-alex-fsotus , @pez-of-the-rainbows and I, but I just wanted to make a statement that reblogs are allowed!

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To be fair. I specifically lied to @first-son-alex on several occasions to throw him off.

This post brought to you by Alex’s singular brain cell

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Then we're just going to have to bring you here so you have to deal with him

Alex: Hey Bea I need you to bring Henry back to England with you

Bea: What? Why?

Alex: I don’t know how and I don’t why, but he’s started unironically saying homie

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Just to interject, @first-son-alex is right. Caramel is better. But, we can all agree that any Cadbury eggs is superior to no Cadbury eggs, right? @an-obtuse-fucking-asshole @juniper-bug-cd

Alex: Starting off my day with two eggs for breakfast.

Alex: They’re Cadbury eggs, but whatever.

Alex: Diet plan just says “two eggs” so let’s not get picky.

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@first-son-alex Caramel or creme?

Alex: Starting off my day with two eggs for breakfast.

Alex: They’re Cadbury eggs, but whatever.

Alex: Diet plan just says “two eggs” so let’s not get picky.

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@rockstar-princess-b Take him back

Alex: Hey Bea I need you to bring Henry back to England with you

Bea: What? Why?

Alex: I don’t know how and I don’t why, but he’s started unironically saying homie

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@an-obtuse-fucking-asshole really? homie???

Alex: Hey Bea I need you to bring Henry back to England with you

Bea: What? Why?

Alex: I don’t know how and I don’t why, but he’s started unironically saying homie

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"Pretty sure"

This is a self-drag for the number of times my English major ass has misspelled “Austin” in fic drafts

(Not pictured: Nora setting up a poll titled “Aust_n 🤔🤔” where the options are “Austin” and “Austen”)

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@first-son-alex had a bunch of his fans vote for Austin and @an-obtuse-fucking-asshole had a bunch of his fans vote for Austen so it ended up tied 🤷🏼‍♀️

This is a self-drag for the number of times my English major ass has misspelled “Austin” in fic drafts

(Not pictured: Nora setting up a poll titled “Aust_n 🤔🤔” where the options are “Austin” and “Austen”)

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And convenient. You can tell someone your name and come out at the same time!! *looks up the legality of changing my name to Bi*

@first-son-alex Did you switch out my auto-correct to spell 'gay' every time I write my name?

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Idk, I think Gay George Edward James Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor sounds a lot better than Henry George Edward James Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor @an-obtuse-fucking-asshole

@first-son-alex Did you switch out my auto-correct to spell 'gay' every time I write my name?

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Well I'm glad someone recognizes my genius @an-obtuse-fucking-asshole

Not everyone appreciates my ability to survive for three days off a 10 pound pack of gummy bears and a 12 pack of 5 hour energy

Alex: I dont understand why I feel so emotional lately.

Nora: Its probably all the sugar you eat, what did you have for breakfast?

Alex: Samrties ceral.

Nora: Oh my God I didnt even know smarties made cereal!

Alex: They don't, it was just smarties in a bowl of milk.

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@juniper-bug-cd needs absolutely no help "staying in shape" @first-son-alex 🙄🙄🙄🙄

@first-son-alex having an existential crisis

@an-obtuse-fucking-asshole @juniper-bug-cd

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You ate all of @juniper-bug-cd 's donuts

@first-son-alex having an existential crisis

@an-obtuse-fucking-asshole @juniper-bug-cd