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on the planet of the…

TREBLE

DEATH, IT LIVE SO CRAZY

MEN MY FAVORITE TYPE OF LADY

SEX, I’VE HAD ENOUGH

TELL THE WORLD “BLOW YOURSELF UP!”

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Teenage boys can jerk off to empty eyed soulless anime waifu hentai girls getting humiliated or murdered, but God forbid a teenage girl imagine Sasuke and Naruto getting married.

One of these is considered normal and the other is considered creepy, and it's not what it SHOULD be.

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repress reframe recant (gaslight gatekeep girlboss: unreliable narrator edition)

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sorry but there is no romance in bluetooth earbuds. they're very handy and nice but nothing will ever compare to sharing a pair of corded earbuds with someone to listen to music or watch a video and leaning together so the earbuds don't get pulled out. even now when i get handed a bluetooth earbud to share i lean close out of instinct. we need to bring the cords back for the love of god

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yo mama, who art in heaven

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????? march ?????? again ??????

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It's always funny to me when someone's like Americans suck Americans are so weird and I'm like yeah buddy you'll get no argument from me and then they go on to be like "ew they SMILE at you on the BUS" or "they say THANK YOU TOO MUCH at restaurants" and I'm like wait hang on thats what you're going with???? We do WAY worse stuff than that dude like are you sure that's your final answer

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the virgin loss.jpg versus the chad xkcd Seven Years

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shakes can

$30 to pick up meds tomorrow

thirty American dollars

hedwwig on Venned Mo, payed pal, and cashed app

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i love you blunt I love you highway I love you black ice

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recently my plug has offered free weed for:

bunch of ice

mw2 double xp tokens

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“i liked it before it was cool” well i liked it AFTER it was cool when everyone abandoned it

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The title of this one is “A comic about a discord message my girlfriend wrote to me at 4:32 AM on a Saturday”