irlmagpie
irlmagpie
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mostly qued. 30s. he/they 🏳️‍⚧️ ♿ destiny, dragon age and fiber crafts
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irlmagpie · 6 hours ago
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*English man with a mustache in a period drama voice* GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF, MAN.
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irlmagpie · 6 hours ago
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why are you as an adult open-mouth coughing all over the place
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irlmagpie · 15 hours ago
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I finished knitting a sweater and immediately wove in all the ends and blocked it. Are you proud of me?
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irlmagpie · 1 day ago
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YOU WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!
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irlmagpie · 1 day ago
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Incredibly funny that the Queen of the Damned movie suggests that Lestat slept through classic rock and could only be awoken by nu metal of all fucking things
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irlmagpie · 1 day ago
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irlmagpie · 1 day ago
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sweaty
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irlmagpie · 1 day ago
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irlmagpie · 1 day ago
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i love that Neve canonically throws hands. like she’s a literal mage there’s no reason for her to be doing all that but she will get right up close and physically fight enemies in this game. woman of the year
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irlmagpie · 1 day ago
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The sun is hot, the pavement bakes
The Tower's paint peels off in flakes
I bet that I could cook an egg
Upon Zavala's shiny head
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irlmagpie · 1 day ago
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Part 1 of 2! Who could it be!?
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irlmagpie · 1 day ago
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irlmagpie · 2 days ago
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another addition to my birdstiny art collection. I think I need a tag lol. having so much fun with these
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irlmagpie · 2 days ago
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very realistic and anatomically correct /s crow!Crow and crow!Uldren :>
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irlmagpie · 2 days ago
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Something about Louis being preserved at 33, the age Jesus was when he was crucified, vs Lestat stuck at 34, the porn rule number
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irlmagpie · 2 days ago
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I don't want to make ““doctor’s appointments””and ““schedule a follow up.”” I want to be coaxed gently into a crate and taken to the vet.
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irlmagpie · 3 days ago
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giant redwood trees really are so cool, they just have something incredibly special going on. it's hard to describe if you haven't seen them
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