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Mr Dorian Pavus. Juste being fucking magnificent while throwing fireballs. That’s what he does.

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No but I’ve had this tweet lined up for weeks.

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RWBY by 誰さん ※Permission to upload granted by artist. Do not repost/edit. Don’t forget to bookmark & rate!

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me on a date: so....how do you feel about dogs...?

them: great :) i have one actually!

me, shoving breadsticks into my purse:c'mon hurry we have to go to your house right now

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DONT CHA WISH YER GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME

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Grandpa Johnny Depp does not understand your crazy lingo, kids.

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What do the people who stop the microwave at 0:01 do with all their spare time?

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boy: *is nice to me*

me: wtf *looks down to make sure my titty aint out or something*

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I’m sorry son… tell your mother… I love h

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The gods envy us. They envy us because we’re mortal.

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Top 10 Reasons to know Sign Langauge:

1. You can communicate through windows 2. Sign language is a 3-D Language 3. You can sign with your mouth full 4. Hearing parents can communicate with their Deaf child 5. You can sign underwater 6. Sign Language is a neat way to express yourself 7. You can communicate across a room or via mirror without shouting 8. Sign language is beautiful 9. You can make friends with Deaf people 10. Sign language brings together Hearing & Deaf people

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