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sooo..... eat you alive is my new devotions cannibalism fic ^_^ ty to leaf leafatlaw for the beta this fic would be Way worse without them :D
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nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in
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i hope s6 zam haunts s7 zam the same way joker zam did
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Knight who seeks to get injured in combat so she can be tenderly held by her Lady but she keeps absolutely killing it out there and she's too honorable to throw a fight
#that one yuri princetech fic i keep forgetting to finish#<- 👀 yuri princetech? <- i would Love to hear abt this sometime if u dont mind sharing ^_^ (if u do mind no worries lol thats v fair)
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PANGI GOT UP FROM SITTING WITH PILI TO SIT WITH LUKEY 😭😭 bro pili for real they literally CANT seperate from eachother
Pangi is not subtle at all but like be nice to your friends bro they getting sick of you quick :sob:
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Knight who seeks to get injured in combat so she can be tenderly held by her Lady but she keeps absolutely killing it out there and she's too honorable to throw a fight
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every trans woman, no matter how dominant or sadistic or brave or stone, has a self that, if you make her feel both safe and desired enough to be so vulnerable as to become that self, melts at your touch and cries in your arms and holds you like you're the most important thing in the world and if you receive such blatant and raw trust from a woman in your life you better treasure it like an oceanbound castaway stumbling upon a freshly dead turtle and if you hurt her in this state you deserve to have every droplet of joy and value you see in your life drained from you by the hot and vengeful sun.
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Wind deers :] weird mimic-esque animals that look like wind turbines. they settle down in one spot and open their face panels during the day to absorb solar energy & they often camp out for weeks by windmill farms before moving on. People sort of just leave them alone when they show up
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Im Bout To Do Some Creazy Shit And Change My Whole Life...! *sits in the same spot in my bed for hours until theres a dent*
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do yall think this 14$ can last me the rest of my life
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rare moment of me using twitter and im genuinely enraptured by this video + the caption
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about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but
there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg
15 hour adventure starting now
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her: you gotta be a car that transforms into a cyborg pony then into a small biplane if you think we're fuckin
me:
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was listening to it again and i feel the need to remind the dash that disease by lady gaga is the most pangili2 song from pili2's perspective ever. does anyone remember his endless insistence for someone to do SOMETHING about pangi being corrupted no matter what terms they were on.......
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