26/Liz/freak call me 'sir'i like old cars and even older men💛🤍💜🖤☮️🖤🩶🤍💜
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"He murdered innocent people!" but no no look at him that's just a babygirl (56 year old man)

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There must be something I can do for you, in return? / Good Omens 2: vfx
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I will never find the TNG crew’s severe hatred for Q not funny. After the first time, all of their collective reaction is “aw fuck this loser again” and try to just work around him like he’s an insolent toddler throwing a tantrum. Riker is willing to murder a bitch the moment Q’s mug shows up on the bridge. Like Picard is the only one to actually semi entertain him mostly because he knows if he doesn’t Q will turn his entire crew into primordial soup and drink it in front of him.
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i love the spine so much. he's a gamer. he reads the dictionary for fun. in steamworld heist his mouth literally looks like this :3. he has horribly soul crushing self-esteem issues. he'll do your taxes. he's bald. he wants to be a cowboy sooo bad. he thinks he's the most normal one (he's not). he plays pretend and has a dino toy. he's literally perfect
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i think the comedic potential of the spine using phrases like "the bees knees" while also trying to keep up with modern slang is very underutilized. i think he would slip up and say something like "the cat's skibidi" very earnestly and it would take him a minute to realize his horrible, horrible mistake
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Goodness, I'm really going back to my roots. Welp, I listened to Fire Fire and this image sprang to mind, so I thought, why not? Also trying out various rendering styles.
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I love our flag means death so fucking much because they were like “here are two guys. They’re in love. One of them is a dilf who kills a man because he hurt his boyfriend and then immediately slams said boyfriend into the wall to make out with him. The other is a babygirl who wears a cat collar and builds blanket forts and asks his boyfriend to practice his ‘captain voice’ on him. Now guess which fucking one is which.”

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Does anyone know where to find the post-show audience photos from tit? I know the pre-show photos on all on twitter but I wasn't at the pre-show 😭
#reblogging to main becuase i neeeeeed it#dnptit#terrible influence tour#dan and phil#dan howell#phil lester
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Are we ready to have a conversation about how Ash Ketchem and Professor Oak are actually besties in line with Doc Brown and Marty McFly or am I gonna have to project the Pokemon 4ever movie into everyone's brains again
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