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Inshallah they find him.

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you may notice i use the phrase "my beloved" frequently. this is because i am in love with the world and everything in it. hope this clears things up <3

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Confession: The letter “t” key on my laptop has been broken since 2024. From what my research tells me, they can’t fix individual keys on that model, and my laptop is no longer under a warranty, but it seems foolish to fork out over $900 for a new computer, so instead I’ve trained my brain to hit ctrl+v every time I want to hit “t.”

But sometimes I have to copy-paste something else besides “t,” which means I need a readily available place to copy the “t” from.

My first thought was to search “tiger” on Google, but if you can’t type the letter “t,” you just get search results about Bob Iger.

I realized words that end with “t” are easier for Google to autocomplete, so the first one I thought of was “crypt.” But wouldn’t you know, googling “cryp” takes to you to cryptocurrency results, and I REALLY don’t want my algorithm thinking I google that multiple times per week.

Then I remembered a cool place I went in London, called Cafe in the Crypt. It’s exactly what it sounds like and located below St. Martin-in-the-Fields Church. When I type in “Cafe in Cryp,” Google does indeed autocomplete it effectively! So I either keep that search result open in a tab or Google it every day.

So, that being said, if anyone works for St. Martin-in-the-Fields Church’s marketing department and has been utterly flummoxed by an IP address from Virginia that has googled their cafe hundreds of times over the past 6 months… that wasn’t a bot, that was me.

I am the Spiders Georg of Cafe in the Crypt.

Anyway, it’s a pretty cool place to check out if you’re ever in London. Just maybe not cool enough to Google it on a daily basis for months straight.

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Chief I think you watching the videos isnt helping the suggestions

I must have clicked on something because the YouTube algorithm is showing me nothing but USA Nostalgia propaganda, and it's shit like "breakfast foods no one eats anymore because we've lost our way as a country and need to get back to our roots."

And then it was 30 minutes of listing things like bacon and eggs. French toast. Oatmeal. The occasional baked dish that "parents did back then because they wanted you to know you were loved," and no, I am not paraphrasing. The AI voice repeated that phrase over and over again.

"Back when parents cared about their children and cooked real food for them and wanted breakfast to feel like a warm hug."

"Back when good food was all you needed for good health!"

And the comments were all just boomers going, "so true!"

I could feel myself losing brain cells.

Like, what do you mean bacon and eggs are no longer eaten? What the entire fresh fried fuck are you talking about???!?

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If it helps the overwhelming majority of stuff Ive seen isn’t actually shipping

Its just saying they need to fuck. Especially since itll make Lex worse

Was so exited about the current Superman hype that I forgot that movie-only watchers are shipping clex

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I found this youtube channel run by a pet groomer and all she posts is just. Fluffy lil sweetie pies getting groomed.

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For no reason here is a library story

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They should invent a being a writer that doesn't come with being isolated and diminishing returns on what you are given back compared to how much you give

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One like = one smooch on his little head

One reblog = granting him access to the nuclear launch codes

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I'm convinced it was a tragedy that tumblr learned the phrase "bury your gays" at the exact same time it decided that any fictional media darker than Landlord White was pearl-clutchingly problematic. Pouring one out for every creator of earnest LGBT+ media wanting to explore the themes of grief loss and tragedy who then got subsequently hounded by mobs of terminally online users brainrotted on nothing but conflict-free coffee shop AUs.

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i put monterey bays live spider crab cam on the tv and my dog started growling at it. my guy i appreciate the shepherd terrier chutzpah but you cannot even begin to conceptualize what you are messing with here

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it's such a sadness to me that kids eventually lose that 'no filter' thing when they grow up. my niece asked what 9/11 is and someone explained it to her and her unfiltered conclusion was "bro. is that it"