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Oh it so is!!! He’s a great guy! And a movie director even! I’m actually his secretary/assistant, I help him keep things in line.

You’re welcome!! Aww that’s a cute development! And totally understandable that there’s only one person able to call you that nickname! Some nicknames are sacred after all!

I’m glad I was able to inspire you Mew! I bet you all would make the best fanfiction out there! All the juicy plots and drama being written out to purrrfection!! :3

I’m doing well tonight! I got off work early since things were slow and I’m just kicking back and relaxing until I go back to work in the morning!

Thank you!! One of my best friends chose it for me and it stuck!

Mew is such a cute name??? I love it! And it’s a good idea as well so you don’t get mixed up with other Meulins!

Oh I bet it would be fun to meet other alternates! Talking about alll of the ships and feels! Heck you all could probably collab and write a massive fanfiction of all of your guys favorite ships! :3

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Thank you!! One of my best friends chose it for me and it stuck!

Mew is such a cute name??? I love it! And it’s a good idea as well so you don’t get mixed up with other Meulins!

Oh I bet it would be fun to meet other alternates! Talking about alll of the ships and feels! Heck you all could probably collab and write a massive fanfiction of all of your guys favorite ships! :3

Hello!! It’s nice to meet you, you can call me Lexi!

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Hello!! It’s nice to meet you, you can call me Lexi!

(=｀ω’= ) < I SHOULD SAY HI TO MY NEW FOLLOWERS

ヽ (=^・ω・^= )ノ< I GOT A FEW NEW ONES AND A FEW BECLAWS I FOLLOWED THEM

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Hiiiii Hal! Long time no talk! Good to see Broderick getting his ass in gear and getting you fixed! I offered to help but he was stubborn about it, which understandable, you are the first complex AI he made!

Oh you definitely can’t bug me even if you tried! I crave attention like kid craves candy lmao

To be fair he can’t be bugging me if I like the attention sooooo.

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To be fair he can’t be bugging me if I like the attention sooooo.

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Fiiiiine! And yeah, I am, so?

She is and I love her for that :3

Stop thirsting after my mom!! >:B

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Hey, your mom is hot and she’s rich 🤑

It’s also cute that she goes by BC since you started going by JC

Stop thirsting after my mom!! >:B

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I don't care if she commits atrocities, bro, she's justified by the narrative

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“No matter what happens, no matter how far you seem to be away from where you want to be, never stop believing that you will somehow make it. Have an unrelenting belief that things will work out, that the long road has a purpose, that the things that you desire may not happen today, but they will happen. Continue to persist and persevere.”

— Brad Gast

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They’re both still sleeping so yeah it wasn’t hard for me to sneak away for a moment. Anything you need Bossman I’ll take care of it.

Consider the meetings canceled, I’ve already sent a message letting them know something personal came up so the meeting will be rescheduled at a later date. I’ll start scheduling Fridays and Mondays off, better yet how about we just give ourselves three day weekends? Friday, Saturday, and Sunday off? How’s that sound? If you’d like them more spread a part we can do Wednesdays, Fridays, and Sundays. Yessir, I’ve contacted the agencies and let them know you’re taking a break for the rest of the year on writing scripts. They tries to put up a fuss but I already quelled their bullshit, you’ve been working hard enough so you deserve these days off. I’ve done the same with the movie, I’ve given the actors, prop masters, sfx artists, and our cgi and editing team a bonus, and reassured them they’ll still be paid as usual even if they wont be working as much since the movie’s finish date is being pushed back.

The flower shop has been contacted and informed of your appearance at 11:35, and that you’re picking up flowers for your most beloved fiancé, and that they should keep things on the down low so you shouldn’t have to deal with any paparazzi showing up.

I’m always on call even on my days off by my choice alone, I’ll answer whenever you call. But I won’t turn down a bonus~ I mean I have a few of your credit cards I could have done that anyways! I appreciate it either way, I’ll probably use it to get my darling daughter Ambrose a few things. Take her out on a mommy daughter day. It’s been awhile since I’ve actually done one of those with her.

Well of course, this place would have ran into the ground burning without me~ I know you appreciate me, you show it everyday. Also - look to your right, your latte is right there. I might not be there but I can still pull some magic.

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Lexi, i need you to do a few things for me if you can pull yourself away from your wife and girlfriend for a minuet

Cancel any upcoming meetings, schedule a day off for the both of us every 2 or 3 days, any scrips i'm working on put them on hold until next year at least, and push back the finish date of the movie I know theres a good flower place down town, can you call ahead for me and tell them i'll be coming in around 11:35? I want to pick out some flowers for R and treat her to a nice date

Today is still a day off so i'm sending you a early bonus, treat yourself and your partners on a nice day out on me okay? Thanks for always being there for me and keeping this whole show running, i don't tell you that enough

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Oh please I won’t get hurt! I’m way smarter than that, and oh I know how protective my wife is, it’s kinda hot.

I’ll be careful I promise! :3

Listen,,,, women are HOT!!!! Especially when they can kill me!!

Not that I can die actually but still!!

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Listen,,,, women are HOT!!!! Especially when they can kill me!!

Not that I can die actually but still!!

Can Lexi stop hitting on girls that could kill her if she could die? The answer is probably no

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Well yeah! I’m the literal best!

I mean I’ve never missed my mark before. ;3c

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I mean I’ve never missed my mark before. ;3c

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We’re watching Way of The House Husband so maybe you can learn a thing or two!

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We’re watching Way of The House Husband so maybe you can learn a thing or two!

I accidently locked myself out of my own account and Lexi was on her days off so i couldn't bug her about it.

Now i'm stuck watching an anime with her and my brother.

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I’m making Damon watch anime with me <3

He said anime was stupid and now I’m making him watch it with me and Broderick. :3