ironicadventures
ironicadventures
Briar Mae
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Here to scream into the void since 91 Rainbow Mafia is safe here, need a parent? you're mine now. I post daycare or COD posts idk its a shit show.
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ironicadventures · 6 days ago
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Ok so, I just remembered how people in the comments of a tiktok video were being assholes, and I want to rant now :3
The video showed two wheelchair users at a train(?), who had just arrived to their stop to find nobody was there with a ramp so they could leave the train. One of them blocked the door so it wouldn't close, and this lasted for 15 minutes. The train was stopped for said 15 minutes. There was a button by the door, that said that it'd contact the driver when pressed. It didn't. People offered to go find the driver, and they came back with the news that there were no people in the platform to put the ramp. In the end, passengers had to go out, and place the ramp themselves, before the train could carry on. The wheelchair users had warned they were coming, and asked to have the ramp put there so they could get down. The platform turned out to have workers, they all just ran away because they'd never encountered the situation in which they needed to do this simple task.
Because of the workers' negligence, the train was forced to stop for 15 minutes.
Everyone's comments?
"Why did they block the doors and stop the train? So selfish" Selfish were workers who refused to do their job.
"What if someone had needed to get to their stop urgently? They shouldn't have stopped the train" It wasn't the disabled people's fault, it was the workers who were negligent.
"Why didn't they just wheel themselves down those steps?" They shouldn't have to risk their (expensive) chairs just because people didn't do what they were paid to do.
"If I had been in that train I would've been pissed, how dare you stop it" And you probably wouldn't have even thought about fixing the problem yourself, would you?
"Entitled assholes" Ok I'll leave you stranded in a train with everyone who could help you get down outright refusing to. Let's see who's an entitled asshole now.
If someone fights for accessibility, as much as it might be a bother for you, you do not have the right to be mad at them. If someone fights for accessibility, it is exclusively the fault of a world catered exclusively for able-bodied people.
So next time you think, "hey the consequences of these disabled people fighting for their rights bother me", instead of blaming them for this, help them solve the issue. This way, next time they will not have to fight at all.
Able bodied people, go out and fight for a fucking accessible world if you're not an asshole.
[ Able-bodied people are encouraged to reblog this post, but try not to derail ]
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ironicadventures · 6 days ago
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Theres an axolotal on the Buddha
Is the axolotal being rude-ah
If you ask the axolotal if he'll reincarnate tomorrow
A penguin waddles in and the Axolotals gone
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ironicadventures · 6 days ago
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Have another WIP of this thing while I chip away at multiple things at once
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ironicadventures · 6 days ago
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XD "he keeps saying no"
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ironicadventures · 6 days ago
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So i have 1 lil Girl in my class who is my velcro kid. I love her but she is a bit of a bully (we have had a few good days lately im holding on to that) but naptime is always a bit of a struggle. Sometimes she fights me sometimes she just wants to cling. Today she bit my knee twice but then clung to my arm until she was asleep.
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ironicadventures · 10 days ago
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Slightly wtf thoughts brought to you by my *special* gummies:
Do you think the real power of Vessel is that the more his songs are played the more power Sleep gains ala Ember from Danny phantom.
Follow up: if that were true, and the most played song ultimately decides Sleep's personality, what song should we play more?
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ironicadventures · 12 days ago
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Screw it why not
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ironicadventures · 14 days ago
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Proud mama moment.
My husband and I took our 14 month old to texas roadhouse tonight, he usually does ok as long as he has food, and is like the least picky eater ever.
So bc he is old enough, he gets a roll with a bit of the honey butter iykyk.
5 rolls, this kid ate 5 rolls, 2 fried pickle bites, a yogurt pouch, half a hard boiled egg from my salad, a mushroom off dada's steak, a chunk of mine, couple good bites of his mac n cheese a few green beans and his apple juice (and still tried to grab my baked potato) whimpered in his car seat and then passed the FUCK out wheb we got home.
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ironicadventures · 15 days ago
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Are you sure this water is sanitary? It looks questionable to me
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let's freak out with mama
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ironicadventures · 15 days ago
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John gets home after a difficult, long deployment and, when he embraces you, he looks down when he hears a grumble. It's animalistic, a warning. And, when he looks down at the ground, just beside you, is a cat.
"You got a cat?"
He sensed your apprehension in telling him the truth as you look at him with beady eyes. "I know you've always said you prefer dogs," you began, hand rubbing against his shoulder, "but she's been coming in the garden for months and I've been feeding her... the company's nice!"
He looked down at the fur-ball, humming, "so long as you take care of her, love, I'm not fussed."
And so, that was how life persisted. You took care of everything to do with the cat until, on one sleepless night, while sitting on the sofa, the cat climbed up and settled against his chest. Immediately, his body was tense, hand hovering above the creature as thought to move it.
And then he heard it.
It was a purring.
And, him being the hypocrite he was, melted as he settled his hand against the top of the cat, gently stroking it. "You're a beauty, aren't ya?" he mumbled to the cat, "this stays between me and you though; you tell her, I'll put a bullet in you."
Unfortunately, he had not quite mastered the art of being subtle around you, for, the next time the pair of you went food shopping, he pulled a box of cat toys off the shelf and put them in the basket without even asking your opinion on them.
When he caught you grinning, he asked, "what?"
With a smile on your face, you shook you head and said, "nothing," whilst looking at the cat toys in the trolly, "it's nothing."
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ironicadventures · 19 days ago
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Mine always has these little tire tools i swear to god i could sell them back to his job i swear
yeah yeah yeah everyone fawns over blue collar men until you do laundry after them and suddenly you're fishing out 20 coins of various sizes, 2 and 1/2 drill bits, 3 torn up granola bar wrappers, 1 folded up electrolyte packet that you force him to drink during construction season, and receipts folded origami crane style out of the washer
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ironicadventures · 20 days ago
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Hi there 🌿 I Hope you are doing well .
I'm reaching out for your help in amplifying my voice and sharing my family's story
Would you be willing to reblog my pinned post on my blog? 🔁 or donating 💖 if you can
. By doing so, you could make a real difference and help protect a familly from war and hardship 🙏
Your support means the world to me
Thank you so much for your kindness💛
I rebloged, I hope you get help stay safe
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ironicadventures · 20 days ago
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No safety. No food. No aid. No water. No healthcare. No education. Is this what it means to live? Is this what world accept as life?
If a group of animals were trapped, starved, and cut off from the world like this, people would be outraged. But because it's us—human beings—somehow, the world looks away.
These are unbearable days. Everything feels heavy. Each hour presses on my chest like I’m being suffocated.
My family needs urgent help.
Basic survival has become nearly impossible. Bread—just bread—now costs over $25 a day to make.
We are not asking for luxury. We are begging for life.
Please, if you’re reading this: help. Reblog this post. Talk about us. Donate if you can. Even a small act can mean everything right now.
#crisis #humanrights #emergency #donate #pleasehelp #tumblrcommunity #survivestories #reblogtohelp #signalboost
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ironicadventures · 20 days ago
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Lets get yeeted by Mama
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ironicadventures · 20 days ago
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Cock slapping... xD
First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die
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How you dying 👀
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ironicadventures · 20 days ago
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*cough cough* @ramblinguitar *cough cough*
reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them
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ironicadventures · 23 days ago
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Some days are hard on my mental health. I dont think anything I do is good enough. I'll never be a good teacher, a real writer, a good enough mom.
Then my son barrels into me like a mac truck with his toy spoon just to sit in my lap for 3 minutes and take off again.
Like "I was thinking about you"
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