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you CANNOT hold me accountable for accidentally making a homestuck reference when i've never read homestuck. if you recognized it that's YOUR problem it's YOUR sin.

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If you aren’t mlm I don’t want to hear the words “fruity/fruit/fruitcake” come out of your mouth when describing men. Fictional or not.

Those words are literally slurs against gay men when used in that context. I’m sick of seeing people so freely use it like it’s fucking nothing. It’s a slur, that was used to equate gayness to “craziness” and is part of the reason “cures for gayness” started to arise.

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results are in! look at our new purresident-elect!

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cinematic parallels 

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KARKAT’S WRIGGLING DAY FELL ON FEMBOY FRIDAY, I HAD TO!!! Anyways, Karkat was done with Dave’s shit and burned down Femboy Hooters!!

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reblog if you’re in the following fandoms!

drinking water

having gay sex

large cock

addicted to weed

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I made this for @splinterdirk to help cheer him up.

It's just Bro and Dave playing tag, and Bro finally catches Dave after like 5 hours. XD

((I like AUs where Bro is actually, you know, a bro, and is a really good guardian to Dave. Don't @ me or send me hate for this because it will not be tolerated.))

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Bro Talk

Bro: Hey Dave, can you run outside and get me something?

Dave: Yeah.

Dave: *Standing outside the apartment* There’s nothing out here, what do want me to get?

Bro: A job. *Front door closes*

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No I do not want that God awful THING as a couch

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its been a long time, so here it is, Lil man, can we please get that smuppet couch now? 

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Bro: *angrily typing on his computer after drinking*

Dave: Whats up Bro?

Bro: *On transformice* Im fighting this lil shit.

Dave: Dude they are likely like 5. Why are you fighting a 5 year old?

Bro: He called me a boomer Dave.

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"My evil plan was simple: go to half brice's books and find their copy of The Great Waldo Search, buy it, take it home, scan in each page so I can open it in photoshop, find Waldo and digitally remove him from each and every page. I learned how to use photoshop just so I could make this video. Then, I printed out each copy of the page, now without Waldo, I cut it out, made sure it lined up with the book. I glued it back in so it was seamless. Then I returned it to half priced books later that day saying that there was an issue with my book. I put it back on the shelf to terrorize the next child that even thinks of searching for Waldo."

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He’s the singer of our Island 🥺🙏

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