ironiccryptid
ironiccryptid
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ironiccryptid · 4 hours ago
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Trans people don’t typically scream at people over being misgendered, so whenever a transphobe acts like trans people do that I just think “this is made up” or “what did you really do to get them to that point”
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ironiccryptid · 6 hours ago
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fnaf is such, a fascinating cultural object.
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ironiccryptid · 8 hours ago
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you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.
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ironiccryptid · 11 hours ago
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ironiccryptid · 13 hours ago
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I can vouch personally for the validity of this campaign, as well as GazaVetters (#6 on the list). They urgently, URGENTLY need your donation. 
A reblog -- that's all it really takes. There are campaigns on here with tens of thousands of notes—how do you think they got there? By everyone scrolling past? Complain about morality OCD and compassion burnout all you want. My friend’s family might die tomorrow. Might die right now. In any moment I am not speaking to Ghada, it is possible that she is dead.
So when I ask you to reblog this post, think about the lack of effort it would take to flick your thumb—and realize it could be saving the lives of 14 people, affected by the horrors of war more than you could possibly imagine on your own.
Think about the sound of artillery firing. Even simply guns nearby. There's no "getting used to" that as your constant reality.
Thank you.
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ironiccryptid · 13 hours ago
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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts
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ironiccryptid · 15 hours ago
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We are born of the wet, made men by the wet, undone by the wet. Our eyes are yet to open. Fear the pey wet. By Wigan, fear it Lawrence.
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ironiccryptid · 17 hours ago
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A deer in headlights
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ironiccryptid · 19 hours ago
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ironiccryptid · 22 hours ago
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ironiccryptid · 24 hours ago
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Tumblr sexyman poll final contenders 2010
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ironiccryptid · 1 day ago
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ironiccryptid · 1 day ago
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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M
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ironiccryptid · 1 day ago
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Baby gorilla chest pounds for the first time
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ironiccryptid · 1 day ago
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happy juneteenth to every nigga whose ancestors built this fuck ass country. may their spirits give us the strength to knock over the pillars of bullshit that hold up this crumbling empire.
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ironiccryptid · 1 day ago
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on tumblr it's as good as posting
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ironiccryptid · 1 day ago
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it's sorta funny (ignoring the horrors) that cis people can't be trusted with a deadname. any time someone tells me theirs I've forgotten it five minutes later, if you had names for your toes that would be far more interesting to me, but cis people get real "if you give a mouse a cookie" about it it
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