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Kate came by the Compound today and yelled 'Walkies!' Both Lucky and Clint went running out to her.

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Pepper's been trying to get me to cut down on my caffeine, so she asked me what I thought of a medium coffee instead of my usual large. I told her it sounded mid.

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I would never go into the staff clothing orders and change Cap's compression shirt size to one size smaller. I don't know where these rumours start!

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Sometimes I dance while working because I'm really into the music, and sometimes I dance because Steve's been giving a speech for over an hour and I really gotta pee.

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I wonder if I spread a rumour that Jotun produce asexually, if Loki will try to prove to us that it's not true?

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Clint's birthday was a resounding success. He didn't even injure himself until the late afternoon, and that's a record!

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Oh, Legolas, never change.

Much like pickle, I will be relishing my birthday. I'll see myself out.

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A very happy birthday to the clumsiest bird on the team. Some call him Hawkeye, but I think Purple footed boobie might be a better name for him.

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I'm having trouble finding a pizza place that will provide the amount of pizza I need for Clint's birthday. I think that June 18 will be a difficult day for New Yorkers the number of stores I'm getting done.

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Every time Cap says goodbye to me, he adds, 'Take care of yourself, Tony.' That is absolutely not going to happen.

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I love Father's Day. There is nothing like being woken up to an excited kid with a plate of burnt toast. Best way to start the day.

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That's strange, I don't remember ever writing to anyone to ask advice on how to talk to people in my established friend group

I asked Clint what he wanted to do for his birthday, and he said he wanted a pizza party. It's like having another kid, I swear.

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Nothing's wrong with it, Cupid. You can have as much pizza as you want on your birthday. Now someone's sounding a little grumpy. You want some chocolate milk and a nap?

I asked Clint what he wanted to do for his birthday, and he said he wanted a pizza party. It's like having another kid, I swear.

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I asked Clint what he wanted to do for his birthday, and he said he wanted a pizza party. It's like having another kid, I swear.

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3AM is the perfect time because no one questions you at all for drinking coffee and alcohol at the same time.

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I wish people would stop calling Clint a coffee lover. You don't drink the mud he drinks if you actually loved coffee.

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Man, it's weird to long for the days when I couldn't tell the difference between a heart attack and a panic attack.