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Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
Guy: Well...yeah.
Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you
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World cup as the hunger games, waiting to see who will win the world cup!!!!
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Wow the judgement these days. Everyone is their own person. Just let them be and mind your own business.
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The male ego is NOT my priority.
The male ego is NOT my priority.
The male ego is NOT my priority.
The male ego is NOT my priority.
The male ego is NOT my priority.
The male ego is NOT my priority.
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i thought itd be cool to show my snake drinking, and then i found the option on youtube to add their pre-recorded “rock” music and i nearly pissed my pants
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Wow the judgement these days. Everyone is their own person. Just let them be and mind your own business.
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"Most girls that like snakes and weird animals are ugly" pardon me while I put my snake on my face to demonstrate the several fucks that none of us give
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the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
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every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
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House dressed as a house painting a house on a house
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