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did it do it right?

This came to me in a dream.

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modern theon is an bisexual icon/loser, he wanted to fuck both cat and ned, tells robb every time when he seas cersei lannister that she wants him so bad (he once tried to hit on her and she hit him so hard that he nearly blacked out but when anyone asked about the bruise he said that it was an sm game) and robb totally believes him. he and jon had once or twice hate sex but it ended because there was to much hate and far to less sex in theons opinion. theon, like in canon tried to bang asha and she told everyone wich will be brought up by everyone in every dispute to mock theon. naturally he was in a (abusive) relationship with ramsay and still lost a finger to this. he tried to hit on sansa when she became 16 and cat, pissed off because theon was 24 still lived with them, (they thought he woild go out of theyre foster care once he turned 18) fucked very vocaly on the attic (his room), always calls her a milf, tried to get ned into some weard daddy kink and is in i relationship with robb (she thinks he could get someone better) throws him out. theon just comes back after two weeks because he lost all his money to buisness ideas and slept by ramsay, whom drugged him and cut off one of his toes. you can say that the dinners at the stark house are aquard after all this

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- The boy was lucky you were here. 

- He was unlucky that you were.

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theon and robb and jon are in the stark family basement playing cod theon’s trying to get robb to smoke euron’s crazy weed strain named like kraken pussy or something but robb’s so scared. of the kraken pussy. jon needs no convincing he is actually dying on a beanbag two inches from theon who doesn’t care. robb is so paranoid that he gets up every two minutes to crack open the door and check that ned and cat are still at their boozy axethrowing date night. robb tries to smoke but they quickly discover his latent asthma and one very panicked call to sam (experienced asthmatic) later theon and jon are coaching robb through deep breathing exercises. when ned and cat come home they think there’s a teen pregnancy moment happening in their basement NO it’s just jon and theon doing birthing breath control with their honor roll teenage son huddled over a baggie of weed called kraken pussy.

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being a jew studying preholocaust european jewish history is just *mourns over what could have been, mourns over what could have been, mourns over what could have been, mourns over what could have been, mourns-*

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Found out the other day that Bill Guarnere had a wife whose name was Frances, and when in the fics they referred to her as Fran they weren't talking about Frank Perconte but her. Whole time i was thinking that people where shipping Perconte with Guarnere which did seem pretty weird but i don't want to jutge so i didn't question it..

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Doing a BOB rewatch, and there is a scene in points where Bull, Lieb, Perco, Shifty, and someone else hunting for dinner. At one point, Liebgott says in response to something else "How about we shoot bull here and feed the company for a week" and I COULD HAVE SWORN, I COULDVE SWORN, that someone answers "how about we shoot you and feed the company for a day" and IT DOESN'T ACTUALLY HAPPEN IN THE NETFLIX VERSION. AM I IMAGINING THIS OR WAS THIS SCENE CUT OUT AT SOME POINT???

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HBOWar is a fandom that impossible to buy or display merch for. I can and would slap a Naruto patch on my jacket and be a proud weaboo. But if I put a BoB logo sticker on, I need an accompanied disclaimer sticker next to it that said: I like the tv show but I don't support the US military.

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ready for take off

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Yeah yeah Austin Butler, but i'm going to cry if he opens his mouth and still sounds LIKE FUCKING ELVIS-

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hbowar fandom how do we feel

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crying about cave paintings at 7:51 pm is a good exercise that i recommend

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Easy Co icks ❤️💔

Winters: claps when the plane lands

Nixon: said woopsie daisy when he fell over

Speirs: eats strangers leftovers

Lipton: his umbrella turned inside out and he can’t unflip it

Luz: puts ice in his milk

Webster: says “lucky we booked” when the restaurant is empty

Liebgott: carnt spell

Doc Roe: struggled to find the end of the sellotape

Babe: runs up the stairs on all fours

Malarkey: ran to get a ping pong ball

Perconte: sat on a bar stool with his legs dangling freely

Toye: doesnt use a pillowcase

Guarnere: refers to himself in the third person

Talbert: is played by meitch (Matt leitch)

Muck: calls himself “the cuddle monster”

Martin: had windscreen wipers on faster than necessary

Bull: fell off his horse :(

Buck: stands with his feet pointing outwards

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CAMP HALF-BLOOD Percy Jackson and the Olympians - 1x02: I Become Supreme Lord of the Bathroom (2023)

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hallelujah walked so take me to church could run in the race of “songs that people think are religious but very much aren’t”

I will never forgive xmas freaks for turning literally every song about cold weather into "xmas music" and every single song about faith including several Jewish songs like

I've Got My Love To Keep Me Warm is not an xmas song. Baby It's Cold Outside is not an xmas song. Hallelujah is not an xmas song. WHEN YOU BELIEVE IS NOT AN XMAS SONG IT'S EXPLICITLY ABOUT PASSOVER IT'S FROM THE PRINCE OF EGYPT FOR FUCKS SAKE

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Hotch - My policy is that if you see something you say something

Spencer - I saw a frog on the side walk today!

Hotch - Outstanding. This is what I'm talking about, people!