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DID I BUILD THIS SHIP TO WRECK?
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‘Cause with my mid-youth crisis all said and done I need to be youthfully felt ‘cause, God, I never felt young
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Reblog with how you’re going to celebrate the Fourth of July in the tags.
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Classic rock for the Now That’s What I Call Music generation.
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Sam, Princess, the gospels, probably Quinten III / Quinn... What ever hippie name Pat named the other kid...
Thats only 8
quintessieeeeeeeeeeeeee
you have too many grandkids.
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Imagine Person A is a high-strung ballerina and Person B is a relaxed hip-hop dancer. The two cross paths, but never truly meet until Person A registers for the wrong class and ends up next to Person B. Can Person B teach Person A to loosen up for a change?
#Essie's parents#slowly building up a collection of AUs almost as big as the hooks'#they were so much cuter without you Essie whoops
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pro tip: do NOT think about your otp having their first christmas together bc u will explode from cute feels
#...#more like the day after christmas when Essie realizes she left Quin and he did NOTHING#and thats unacceptable sorry nope pull out your stocking we gotta fix this Quin
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Evil Eye - Josh Ritter - The Beast in Its Tracks
Official Lyrics and Free MP3s | www.joshritter.com
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Person A finds sexy art in Person B’s notebook
Bonus: This is how they learn about each other’s sexuality/orientation and they finally discuss getting together because no more dancing around the “straight/gay/do I risk it?”
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my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
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I promise to love you: at 6am when you’re waking to go to work, to school, or whatever road life takes you on, and when you didn’t sleep well, your hair is a mess, and your eyes are sleepy. at 8am when we say goodbye for the day and you’re rushing out the door with a cup of tea and your car keys in the other hand. at 5pm when you’re exhausted from the day and people have worn you out and you feel like crying, and falling asleep and escaping from everything. I will kiss your forehead, and wrap myself in your arms. at 10pm when you’re heading to bed, even though you won’t sleep for hours. Especially when we become a human knot wrapped up in sheets and kisses. at 3am when loneliness and sadness do not destroy you, but consume you and when you weep without an explanation, I’ll kiss your lips softly and tell you you’re the absolute best and that things will be better soon I will love you when you grow old, and I will love you after that. I will love you if I’m no longer here. I will love you, I will love you, and I will love you.
I Promise To Love You Forever (via iamcharliesangel)
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i wanna be one of those people who does yoga at sunrise and drinks water out of mason jars filled with berries and twigs and shit
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Halloween decorations that were definitely the talk of the neighborhood.
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THERE ARE SHIPS MEANT FOR FLUFFY NIGHTS IN FRONT OF THE TV WITH POPCORNS AND CUTE KISSES AND CUDDLES AND THEN THERE ARE SHIPS MEANT FOR HARDCORE ANGRY SEX
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Mother: BUT I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!
Me: ain't nobody tell you to do that tho
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