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wen kexing out for a romp before he ruins the world and himself!! gonna get his little girl settled in the human world safe and sound and enjoy it some himself too!!! on his way to the most dramatic, theatrical suicide the jianghu has ever seen!!!! and then he sees zhou zishu sunbathing and his 20-year-long plan is derailed entirely!!!!!!!!!
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everyone on replies is terrified of this fact but i just think it's so sweet and heartwarming. she's holding our hand and leading us somewhere secret and we're both giggling like kids. i love her
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Reverse Mulan about a young man who disguises himself as a noblewoman and has to learn how to do passive-agressive politicking at dinner parties.
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Mr. Bennet: Sure, I haven't taken care of my daughters' financial security, but have I at least taken care of their education? No. But have I taken care of their emotional needs? Also no. But have I been a good protector and supervisor? I'm afraid not. However, have I been a good example for my children of being a kind and respectful spouse, parent, and all around human being? No again. But through it all, have I nailed being funny? Yes. And isn't that the most important role of a father after all?
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this is the single worst way i've ever read to describe an erection, frank herbert
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Always a good time to burn down yet another village!
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Description: [A video of a woman riding a galloping horse bareback while holding a large rainbow flag.]
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