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i hope someone told johnny how handsome he looked before he left to go on his sorority killing spree. love, your ass is fat and your tits are huge. good luck out there, champ. go get em
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no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall.
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Love and Deepspace but it's called Love and Freakspace, and the game is exactly the same
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toby is real. he just knows ill get naked when i see him and he lives in fear.
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stop drawing toby with clothes on. get that man naked.
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If you have a crush on me just come talk to me and I promise you will get over it
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🐦⬛Sylus’ Lil Audios 🖤
Some 18+ audios that l've heard that sound a little like Sylus to me.
NOTE: These are not from the game. They are 18+. Do not interact or listen if you are underage.
*WARNING: USE HEADPHONES🎧*
This one from Twitter is cheating technically, but worth sharing.
Will add more as I find them.
Sakimenz Comic Audio
Silvertongueddevil Audio
Breeding Kink with Sweetie and Kitten Teaser
Breeding Kink with Sweetie and Kitten Full
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yes, babe, you’re sick and twisted, will you come back to bed- what? yes, of course you’re evil and irredeemable. now can you please cuddle with me
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SATOSUGU X READER FIC RECS // mdni!

getting caught - @/nanaslutt
two for one - @/madamechrissy
good girls go to heaven - @/cumironi
threes a crowd - @/gojonanami
porn stars - @/webism
yakuza fiancé - @/gojonanami
study sessions - @/storusangel
government hooker!? - @/screampied
raspberry leaves - @/sunmoonjune
eiffel tower - @/nanaslutt
eiffel tower pt2 - @/nanaslutt
pervs - @/madamechrissy
double stuffed - @/peachedtv
twice the trouble - @/satoruhour
cold ice popsicle! - @/cumironi
roach - @/obsesssedblerd
good grief, suguru! - @/ohimsummer
come rest your bones next to me - @/twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat
spoiled little girlfriend - @/cumironi
one, two, three (it’s not only you and me) - @/justrustandstardust
home - @/delulustateofmind
rivalry - @/nanaslutt
I DONT OWN ANY OF THESE FICS!! // CREDS TO THE WRITERS!! <3
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when I get my hands on Mr. Crawling, I swear on the universe's name that I will smash that ghost man into oblivion
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family: “why are you just sitting in ur room smiling at ur phone?”
me who’s been reading smut about fictional characters for the past 6 hours:

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don't fucking interrupt me when i'm reading my x reader fics it's rude
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“not all men”
you’re right, my favorite fictional character would never.
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