hi you can call me izzy & i love u and i love myself (mostly myself)
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imma say it. “kung fu panda” did more for body positivity and saying that you can be fat and still be healthy and liked than ANYTHING any beauty companies trying to get your money.
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so I work at starbucks right and I was making this old lady a taste test drink to help her decide if she wanted a bigger size and I give her this drink right and as she’s about to take a drink I deadass said “take a fu-” before I stopped and realized I was really about to tell this 78 year old woman to take a fucking sip, babe
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Guy about to invent mayonnaise: damn I wish this sandwich tasted bad :/
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this is gross of course but I'm stuck on the implication that men Need to see penis in the bathroom or it's a human rights violation
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If a rat tried to give me a disease with a very high mortality rate I would simply say no thank you
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