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HDGHSRGKJSE;GJDRSL;KGJREISJGS;RJGK why do i have to work i need to read this update!

The update will be there when you’re done with work, I promise !!! I’m very glad you’re excited.

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london is lonely pt. 11

read from the beginning on ao3 | read chapter 11 on ao3

bet you thought you'd seen the last of me lol.

anywhere, here's wonderwall.

A year long ban.  And then a year long probation for all of them aside from Sirius, who naturally, was permanently banned.  James had never seen Remus look so miserable in his entire life.  Well aside from when Taylor Swift and Matty Healy broke up, though he’d never admit it.  But, at the same time, James had never been more pleased.  Caradoc was gone and Lily and her friends still remained and they were all going to the chip shop together.  It would have been so easy for them to part ways after their unceremonious removal from the pub, but instead the team continued on together.  James was rather delighted how easily Lily’s friends had slotted in with his own.

“I’m going to kill him,” Remus whispered to James as they made their way to the chippy down the road, “I’m going to kill him and then bring him back to life and then kill him all over again.”

James held in his snort.

“He just doesn’t think, does he?  I spent months finding that spot, MONTHS!”

“I know,” James tried to comfort Remus, but there was no stopping him.

“We all found the name offensive, but did any of us drop pints on their heads?” Remus continued, “No!  Because we’re not twelve years old!”

“You know he means well…”

“I don’t care what he means!” Remus sighed, “I’m going home.”

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I am potentially about to do something so unhinged.

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what are ur fav fav favourite jily fics you’ve read

u can find a ton i’ve enjoyed in this tag & also on my ao3 bookmarks. all timers in no particular order are the life and times; commentarius; eight days; haggis from algernon; to live nobly by cgner; bloody shangri-la; everything but the kitchen sink by @ghostofbambifanfiction; theogony by @clare-with-no-i; good old fashioned love letters by @theesteemedladydebourgh; some like arrows by @isahorcrux; stage fright by @oyprongs; summer girl by @efkgirldetective; ik i’m forgetting some, forgive me 🫶

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big believer of the lily kissed james first propaganda.

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I’ve been thinking a lot about beginnings, particularly in fiction. What makes an author decide to start at a certain place? How much information does the author want us to have in the first act? Are we thrown into the thick of it? Are we meandering a bit?

Anyway, tell me your favorite beginnings.

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I want to comment on this, because a lot of what she's saying is right, but I also think no one really phrases the first part of this correctly, and just want to distill this. She says the problem in hollywood is the creative decisions are being made by people who don't watch movies, and I want to push back on this a little. Because it takes a large army to make a movie (or a tv show) and there are a lot of people on that project making creative decisions. For example, the person making the most creative decisions on a movie (arguably, and this changes project to project to be fair) is the director. And I would argue, a lot of directors watch movies. I think what she means to say here is the final decision makers, the ones who green light the movies, the upper level executives don't watch movies. And honestly, I do think there's a good chunk of them who don't.

Dakota Johnson Is Not Okay While Eating Spicy Wings | Hot Ones

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there is no way to demand power that does not read as 'violent' to those who already have power and enforce it with violence. there is no way to ask nicely for the wealthy to give up their wealth, for the cops to get their boots off necks, for the government to stop deporting people.

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The year is 2056. The 30th doctor is David Tennant. He took over from David Tennant. His companion is played by David Tennant. The villain is David Tennant as David Tennant. The showrunner is David Tennant. You hear a knock on the door. It's David Tennant. He gives you a pocket watch. You open it and remember who you are. You were David Tennant all along.

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Taylor with Travis at a wedding recently!

(On June 6, 2025)

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dear lord, please take all life problems and responsibilities away from fanfic writers but also make them financially stable and happy with nothing to worry about so they can happily focus on writing and posting fanfiction. amen

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i don’t need a “day off” or a “weekend” i need to respawn in a clean apartment with all my responsibilities reset and the complete certainty that nobody hates me

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Anastasia 1997 is such a funny movie in that it's opening sequence is like, "the Romanovs died because rasputin put a curse on them AND NO OTHER REASON DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHY THE ROMANOVS ARE DEAD OKAY IT WAS RASPUTIN"

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''what if my writing isn't good eno--'' what if it's a reflection of your of your soul. what if it has a place in this world. what if you write it anyway

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just learned people associate em dashes with chat gpt. Girl fuck you. You can pry em dashes from my cold dead hands. One of us is gonna have to stop using em— and it’s not gonna be me!