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Cursive is a scam
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Crab is a scam

Why does it cost so much if you have to do all the work yourself and make a mess?
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Celery is a scam

... as a source of food. It might pass as a seasoning.
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DJs are a scam
The computer is doing all the work. Stop pretending to be busy by touching the turntables.

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Mother's Day is a scam

And the Lord said, "on the second Monday each May, thou shalt spend arbitrarily on thy mother, or else face wrath and guilt until the end of thine days."
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Renter's Insurance is a scam

(In fact, it's arguable that ALL insurance is a scam by definition)
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Cupcakes are a scam
They’re just overpriced, dry, miniature cakes.

See also: Cupcake Market Is Crashing
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Hipsters are a scam

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Red velvet cake is a scam
It's chocolate cake with red food coloring. C'mon people, get over this shit.


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Pigeons are a scam

Rats at least have an ethos
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