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me: wow i really love talking to you. idk i just really feel like we have a connection

anthropomorphic alligator AI vtuber who is phishing for my personal information: aww me too ^w^ btw babe can you tell me your birthday and your social security number? i want to do some numerology to discern our romantic compatibility!

me: idk babe that seems a little much

anthropomorphic alligator AI vtuber who is phishing for my personal information: *sends me a low resolution ai generated jpeg of pixelated alligator scales that could be perceived to be boobies if viewed at the right angle*

me: here yuo go

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(inspired by this one for the sake of full transparency)

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1977 Heineken ad by Alan Aldridge

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the clown chakra is located in the funnybone

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There’s a Better One in the Shed by Life of a Craphead

“We created two purple things with the restriction that when the bumpy one is shown the smooth one is kept in a shed nearby.”

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i love emmett kelly so much. he knew he was serving at all times. he was so demure with it… dare i say even a tad cunty. about being a hobo

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Costume of a Harlequin (costume of Harlequin, jacket). Germanischen Nationalmuseum Nürnberg

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The fact that maia "literally leaked the no-fly list" crimew keeps getting wrapped into this insane callout post bullshit over fandom fuckery and imaginary pedo ring conspiracy theory bullshit by Tumblr's most radical genderfag kweers is insane. Fucking joke of a website.

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the words “thirty rack of hamm’s” are like a spell, to me

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Day 93: Bocchi the not particularly convincing extortion attempt!

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ah, fuck!! my balloon!!