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If Dalinar was trans would he be a trans medicalist?

Honestly? Depends. If he’s been hanging out with Sadeas and getting his trans discourse opinions fron him? Yeah. But! If he goes with his heart (trans man with no top dysphoria who in fact lives his big boobs ) absolutely not. As Dalinar Big Naturals Champion absolutely not. You know how it is. Yeah. Yeah

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lopen assumes romantic attraction is a funny bit that everyone does (and some people take it more seriously than others, go figure) he's just playing along with everyone, right?

your brain is huge and very wrinkly.

Exactlyyyyy you get it

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Ok drunk confession but I’m actually so scared of getting a new special interest that is not cosmere related since all my friends whatsoever are from cosmere. But it’s been so long idk if that’s even possible. All I know is for the last 4 and a half years I’ve taken in as little New Media as possible. So I get no new special interest. And whenever I have a non cosmere hyperfixation I feel a pit of dread in my stomach. Good god. Good god!!!!!!‼︎

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See i should not feel Negative Thougts on someone in the Dalinar tag being like wow I HATE sadeas…. And I LOVE dalivani….. because that is what Sanderson intended…….. but like. Come on. You are the polar opposite of me (thinks sadeas is fun and Dalivani is sucks)…. So clearly I must Destroy You….. idk

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Shadesmar by Connor Chamberlain

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Did someone tell Brandon about fujoshis for Shallan to be all squeeing fan girl about rlainarin. Questions I ask myself. And if Brandon can grasp it for Shallan. Can he grasp it for Ialai.

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WHY must alcohol be a diuretic….. why must so much of my night be piss…… things Dalinar asks himself before Evi’s piss kink having ass leaks omega style all over her underpants

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Need my phone wallpaper to stop showing me Hungover Dalinar Art…… that will be apt at 4 am but for now? Give me Dalinar Blissfully Wasted Art please. Please please please. I’m having a halfway decent dopamine day please give me this

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Kesha says Smashed to mean drunk in Take It Off so maybe I shouldn’t make fun of Dalinar for saying that so much

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one must imagine dalinar drunk in his underwear because he is so sweaty

one must imagine dalinar sweaty

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torol

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A Radiant with No Shards by Jordi Rapture

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with how violent and military-minded the alethi are, i would be shocked if they had any approach to homosexuality other than "penetrating is MASCULINE and getting penetrated is FEMININE"

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i often think about evi, exiled from her homeland and dragged into marriage in a foreign court, learning their language and their frankly bizarre customs and even learning how to write, retraining herself to do everything with her dominant hand because for some unknown reason they expect women to cover up their left hands... and then seeing that the king's daughter is like her, left-handed, being forced to write in a manner entirely unnatural to her, and having no choice but to watch on in silence, knowing there is nothing she can do

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Rare Ialai hornyposting night. But. I’m thinking thank god havahs are tight. Cuz good god Ialai in a tight dress is doing something to my psyche. Good lord.

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rip shallan davar you would’ve loved drawing yaoi