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Call Rathalas Corpus Christi the way Dalinar made those corpses crispy

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If i was better at mimicking art style id draw Blackthorn Dalinar and (Ialai? Navani? Whoever is doing the History of Alethi Unification) as the minigame from rhythm heaven fever where it’s the wrestler getting interviewed after a match

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Raboniel, finally.

I kinda didnt try on this im just happy shes done, her 3d model is a beast fr why did i do that to myself.

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extremely funny that in retrospect, what with the canonization of the alethi viewing adoption and appointing an adult to be heir post hoc being exactly as valid as having your official wife give birth to a son, the canon reason for the sadeases not having any kids is probably "they didnt want to deal with the variables involved with having a child who ends up with a personality not suited for ruling the way they wanted (not ruthless enough, too sympathetic to the plight of other human beings, etc) and so figured that once they got around potential bucket-kicking age they could appoint whoever the guy who is closest to their vision of running things to the position of heir. also being as horny for each other as they are while also very explicitly never wanting kids is probably subconsciously viewed as Evil and Sinister to brandon)". Mystery Solved i guess

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kaladin and szeth do have a few things in common. for one thing they are both people who, when asked what their "body count" is, would start listing people they've killed

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the net suffering from Getting Drunk Always and Never Getting Drunk Ever is about equal but they’re very different flavors. After the initial Just Quit Hell On Earth clears Never Drinking Ever is a low level misery that is bearable bearable bearable until suddenly after putting up with it long enough it isn’t and I just fucking break. When I’m back in the pit proper I generally feel Much Worse sober and [25% chance Really Fucking Happy And In Love With Life, 25% chance miserable but in an easier to process way than sober, 50% chance mildly happy and/or largely neutral but feeling better because the craving has been sated] drunk

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song of mornings 🥹

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the prince has begun practicing curtseying in the mirror. which could mean nothing.

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Shes back in the skies.

Lady Leshwi for the brain

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goofy lookin evil ass…who the fuck makes an evil version of their old clothes bro…stupid mf…moash please come home

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its always "ohh the son turned out gay because his dad never spent enough time with him" and never that maybe the dad just didnt like hanging out with him because he already had a gay/stupid vibe to begin with?

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Was commissioned to illustrate this emotional scene from Oathbringer for a client a while back. They’ve decided to not respond to any of my messages, so I don’t think I’m ever getting paid for it.

Joy.

I’m fond of it, so I hope some of you out there can derive some happiness from it where my client apparently couldn’t.

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Until the future books prove otherwise I’m gonna choose to believe Taravangian didn’t do a good enough job de fun itizing the Blackthorn Homunculus. He keeps on drinking all the local equivalents of whiskey until there is none left and then loudly saying “MAN i wish SADEAS was here to FUCK MY ASS” and Taravangian gets soooooooooooo mad

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wayne's sloppy style. crazy

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My one friend really likes "yo mama" jokes, but she feels bad for saying them to me because my mama's dead, and lately she's been circumventing this by adding "in heaven" to them, a concept I was introduced to with zero warning via a text that said, "Yo mama's so stupid she's in heaven pre-heating the microwave."

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it is becoming increasingly clear that “I’ll let myself drink on Fridays, holidays where everyone is doing it, and days where something horrible happens to me” is not actually something I am capable of because I cannot actually stick to those days

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I’m thinking about Sadeas. I’m thinking about how pre T my hair was straight but now I’m a year on T and my hair is curly. I’m thinking about Sadeas having curly hair exclusively after being on T long enough