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Realizing that DALINAR he doesn’t get it he died promptly before he could relapse again……. Well. Dalinar. I am thinking of you. Hairy. Large. Big of belly. I know I’m like blackout wasted rn BUT. Dalinar your stupid big huge large sexy belly that I am unable to do body shots off of because you are not real. Well I am filled with SO MUCH ENVY. Trust me give me like a month or two and I will be filling “vodka belly”. I will be filling “none of the clothes I own from post me losing weight when I quit drinking will fit bc I started drinking again and I got certified mega fat after that”. But. That’s ok. I think overall it makes me more of a sex symbol. I don’t actually want it to happen irl but I fantasize about having so much of a belly that i don’t have a lap anymore. Because it’s been taken over by my big huge large belly. Sorry.

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Ohhhh washed up dilf era dalinar… big of belly…. SO depressed…… he’s a sex symbol. He’s a poor little meow meow left out in the rain. So true. SO true.

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Listen I know it’s cliche I know it’s a cremposting staple I know it’s something pointed out as a joke by people who have never in their lives envisioned Dalinar naked in their mind palace. But listen. Dalinar ass is so good sooooooo good. Very clearly muscular but also very clearly fatty like just the perfect storm of BOTH so it’s a wide phat ass but it’s a wide phat ass with substance. And unlike all those jokesters on r/cremposting I WOULD RUN THAT THING INTO THE GROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!‼︎ like oh my god if I had a dick you would not be able to contact me i would just be in Dalinar all the time. Sorry. But its TRUE if dalinar was real id own a strap on. Trust me. Dalinarrrrrrrr

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One time I was having a bad day and I was thinking about Evi and how her life sucked and then she died painfully and I was like wow this is bumming me out…. I should get drunk so I’m not thinking about this….. I’m not beating the Dalinar kinnie accusations

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kaladin and szeth do have a few things in common. for one thing they are both people who, when asked what their "body count" is, would start listing people they've killed

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Titrating up from 60 proof to 70 proof is doing a number on me. Properly tipsy on shot 5 so beautiful. Dalinar says this except Dalinar is talking about going up from. Hey wait during OB 100 Dalinar went straight from 6 Years No Drinking all the way up to violet wine? Violet “probably about 100 proof” wine? And he didn’t die to death or get too drunk too fast? Everyone shut up this post is now about how Dalinar Kholin did not practice safe drinking practices when he relapsed. For shame. Let’s all tsk tsk at him. Fuck the war crimes this is the worst thing he did

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See I know Harry Potter conditioned all of you to think if an evil guy has long hair it’s automatically greasy but I just don’t think Sadeas has greasy hair. I just don’t. He’s very vain, he cares a hell of a fuck of a lot about how he’s perceived, he’s rich, he takes care of himself. This guy has a 14 step hair care routine. This guy has flawless hair. I think you guys might all be thinking of Kaladin, who spends 4 books suicidally depressed and thus probably doesn’t wash his hair nearly as often as he’s supposed to

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Call Rathalas Corpus Christi the way Dalinar made those corpses crispy

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If i was better at mimicking art style id draw Blackthorn Dalinar and (Ialai? Navani? Whoever is doing the History of Alethi Unification) as the minigame from rhythm heaven fever where it’s the wrestler getting interviewed after a match

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Raboniel, finally.

I kinda didnt try on this im just happy shes done, her 3d model is a beast fr why did i do that to myself.

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extremely funny that in retrospect, what with the canonization of the alethi viewing adoption and appointing an adult to be heir post hoc being exactly as valid as having your official wife give birth to a son, the canon reason for the sadeases not having any kids is probably "they didnt want to deal with the variables involved with having a child who ends up with a personality not suited for ruling the way they wanted (not ruthless enough, too sympathetic to the plight of other human beings, etc) and so figured that once they got around potential bucket-kicking age they could appoint whoever the guy who is closest to their vision of running things to the position of heir. also being as horny for each other as they are while also very explicitly never wanting kids is probably subconsciously viewed as Evil and Sinister to brandon)". Mystery Solved i guess

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kaladin and szeth do have a few things in common. for one thing they are both people who, when asked what their "body count" is, would start listing people they've killed

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the net suffering from Getting Drunk Always and Never Getting Drunk Ever is about equal but they’re very different flavors. After the initial Just Quit Hell On Earth clears Never Drinking Ever is a low level misery that is bearable bearable bearable until suddenly after putting up with it long enough it isn’t and I just fucking break. When I’m back in the pit proper I generally feel Much Worse sober and [25% chance Really Fucking Happy And In Love With Life, 25% chance miserable but in an easier to process way than sober, 50% chance mildly happy and/or largely neutral but feeling better because the craving has been sated] drunk

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song of mornings 🥹

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the prince has begun practicing curtseying in the mirror. which could mean nothing.

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Shes back in the skies.

Lady Leshwi for the brain

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goofy lookin evil ass…who the fuck makes an evil version of their old clothes bro…stupid mf…moash please come home