Megan. Twenty-one. NEPA native and part-time Philadelphian. I like History, Art History, food, traveling, Bob Dylan, The Office, Arrested Development, cute dudes in plaid shirts, and other things that 21 year olds typically like. I'm also recovering from EDNOS (actively recovering for FOUR years this past June! I am fucking awesome yah yah yah yah) which was my main reason for creating this blog. I try way too hard to be funny. Sometimes I'm successful. Let's be friends!
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Doggos doing what doggos do and stuck at random places
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the look you have when know you are 3 events away from a breakdown

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Me after thinking about something for three day straight: it… really isn’t that serious
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Do you ever find things you wrote when you were little and just really want to die a little?
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Grown ass men still smoking cigarettes. Snort cocaine like the rest of us Coward
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When boys show their emotions and not act closed off for no damn reason 😩😚😛😍😍😍👀😏😏💯💯🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽😚😍💯💯❤️❤️❤️❤️👄👅💦 need me a freak like that 😚😚😏😏😍😍💯💯💯🙌🏽🍆💦👅
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only sexy bitches sit on kitchen counters that’s the law
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my kink is women rejecting marriage proposals in period dramas
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me: *says the vaguest most incoherent shit ever*
me: you know what i mean :/
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400% of mental illness is thinking this is probably just how hard life is for everyone and you just can’t handle it because you’re a whiny baby who isn’t trying hard enough.
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someone: an alarming number of young girls are being pressured to contour and highlight their faces so that they look 10 years older, which is already not great, and then they take all their selfies with an app that makes their faces slimmer and their skin lighter and their eyes bigger and this is MAYBE not great for their self esteem
a grown adult, somehow: makeup is a choice, IDIOT, and Snapchat filters are ALL for FUN, I don’t ACTUALLY wanna look like a DOG haha………. society is fake and kids can just CHOOSE not to be influenced by the things that are thrown at them 24/7!!! i am very smart
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girls there will never be too much parmesan… or garlic
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