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humour in the 1800′s: a fellow tells his ma that there are two holes in his trousers…. and then tells her that’s where he puts his feet through

humour in modernity: shlap shlap thats the sound of my titties hitting the bars of my minecraft jail

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Idk what he saw but it must have been pretty interesting

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I did as series of pieces inspired by The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

Prints available here.

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More green beans + plump daddy and and Akimichi family time!

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#adorable proud fiancé

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I am crying omfg

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how much is the cat??

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favorite person: [gives me attention]

me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Calm down, Peeta

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people who make sideblogs for every fandom they’re in are WEAK let your followers endure everything you get hyperfixated with to weed out the weaklings

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you would not believe your

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back in my day we didn’t call it “shitposting”, we called it “nightblogging” and blamed the australians

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Black Friday is over and my manager slapped me with $10,000

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i love when i see my door open a crack and then a second later i see my cat’s beautiful little face