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I’m in the middle of enjoying drawing bubbles :3💛

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;3, 💗👍

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As I already said Athena is in love with Optimus and gave Megatron a spark attack but the twins also have very weird relationships with their lovers too. So having a family dinner with the whole family went very unexpected.

*Megatron looking around, Athena is with Optimus, his son is with Airachnid and His youngest daughter is with Ultra Magnus*

Starscream: I see the pattern.

Ultra Magnus: Huh?

Agna: what pattern?

Megatron: Yeah explain.

Starscream: The "falling in love with your assassin" pattern.

Optimus: That is a weird way to put it.

Megatron: Shut up I'm still mad at you!

Athena: Oh for Primu's sake!?

Megatron: I can handle Agna railing Ultra Magnus, I can handle Agnos and his angry spider looking girlfriend who wants to kill him and I can handle Starscream but Athena for Primu's sake YOU ARE BEING OF DARK ENERGON AND CHAOS!?

Athena: I know, THAT'S WHY AM TOP!

*Everyone gets silent*

*Megatron spitting out his energon while Airachind dropped her spoon*

Starscream: Expected.

Megatron: STARSCREAM!

*Glares over at twins whose mouths are wide open from the shock*

Megatron: Is there anyone in this family that won't give me spark attack!?

Agna: Does Prime count?

Megatron:NO HE DOESN'T!

Athena: seriously you have to admit that I did a better job at overpowering Optimus than you.

Agnos:This place is about to blow.

Ultra Magnus:Uhhhh...

Agna: Just watch darling, just watch.

Megatron:How Athena, how? He literally threw you on the wall first fight?

Athena:So what!? He threw some good punches at you but you don't seem to budge.

Megatron: I'm the one who actually defeated him in a fight!

Athena: SO DID I BUT UNLIKE WITH YOU HE BEGGED FOR MORE!

Magnus choking on the food: WHAT THE !?

Ratchet from the outside: OPTIMUS PRIIIIIME!!!

*Optimus sank down in his chair*

*Megatron just stared blankly*

Starscream: Well looks like the kinks are inherited traits too.

Athena: What -!

Starscream: Yeah, yeah we do the same stuff like you two but I suggest massages too cuz they are both old and won't last much.

Airachnid: Seriously Starscream, this is what you have to say.

Starscream:Eh could have been worse, I mean she found Unicron attractive.

*Optimus sinking more in his chair*

Megatron: Anything else before I faint.

Agnos:Not the right time to tell but, there's a tiny chance that Airachnid mixed cups with someone else so if anyone feels dizzy you should better go to med bay.

Athena:so that's why my energon had a crunchy taste.

*continues drinking*

Megatron: Anything else?

Agna: I might have an infection on my left shoulder because Knockout reused needle.

Megatron on a verge of anger: Anything else?

Starscream while sipping energon: I broke your favorite cup.

Megatron angry: IT SURVIVED BOMBS HOW DID YOU DO IT?!

Starscream: Eh forgot how, it was ugly anyway.

*Megatron inhaling aggressively*

Megatron: Excuse me for a moment.

*Outside, in the hallway loud screaming can be heard*

Knockout from the other table: You seriously have infection?

Agna: I think, I just know that it hurts.

Starscream: check it out later I still have to tell Megzy that I also broke his favorite pen.

Megatron on the entrance: Keep doing it Starscream and you will break my heart!

Starscream: I ALREADY BROKE THAT TOO WHEN YOU THOUGH I WAS CHEATING WITH AIRACHNID!?

Agnos spitting energon: WHAT!?

Starscream: we bicker because we hate each other and he thought I liked her, nothing serious.

Megatron: You know what.... Just give me some sedatives and tell me the rest of the things.

Starscream: Already did that while you were away.

Megatron: Right I forgot you are my spouse now*drinks the rest of the sedated drink* anything else?

Airachind: I think that's about it but you should definitely talk more with the Pink Starscream over there.

Athena: Call me that one more time and use your dead body as my punching bag.

Megatron: Yeah, yeah, crazy daughter, another Starscream yeah don't worry she'll be nice.

Ultra Magnus whispering to Agna:Your family is crazy.

Agna: I know, and this is just Wednesday.

Megatron feeling dizzy:hey Starscream how much you put in my drink.

Starscream: a whole bottle? Sorry I don't know.

Megatron:good to know, and if I die write "It's Starscream's fault" on my grave.

*collapses on the floor*

Knockout: OH SCRAP!?

Starscream: Hell be fine!

Ultra Magnus: Wednesday?

Kids: Wednesday!

Later Megatron woke up with kids holding candles and Athena pretending to chant death prayers as a prank. Safe to say he didn't find it funny.

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too low too low!!

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Omg these two are so cute

:3🍂💕

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Bro I named my Minecraft world sexy as a joke AND IT SPAWNED ME IN A FUCKING DESERT

I know my sex life is dry Minecraft didn't have to rub salt on the wound.

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You know after rewinding a film in my head remembering how I traced the knife until the edge despite bleeding and pain and playing with hot candle wax and just hissing at the pain instead of crying I can see how my masochistic pattern shows up. Also depression making my relationship with pain more fucked up too. Now after realizing how my brain thought that "pain is the strongest feeling you can get" is a high form of pleasure And now it makes me turned on. Like I became a Masochist after that, daym. Well better than the decor on the wall.

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As my fellow artist said this sentence out of context sounds funny.

If you want context he's the link to my Starbee fic

It's RID starbee family on Wattpad.

https://www.wattpad.com/story/396081787?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details_button&wp_uname=ISIBRINE

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Starscream :When they find gray ones, according to the rules, someone is looking after them, HOW COULD I KNOW THAT THEY WOULD HURRY TO GO TO ME!!?

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Since I already said Athena has Megatron's teeth she often likes to chew on metal and other weird materials which can be problematic because she can get hurt so sometimes household sounds like you have a dog.

Just

Starscream: Spit it out....NOW!

Athena spitting out metal out of her mouth: Blah...

Starscream turning to Megatron: You too...

Megatron also spitting metal: blah...

Starscream: I understand that she's crazy but what about you?

Megatron: It's relaxing!

Athena:Yeah

Megatron: and you don't allow me to bite!

Starscream:I am living with a dogs

Also,

Optimus: Athena I love you and all but please...

Athena: ....Huh

Optimus: Stop chewing my arm please.

*Her letting go*

Just her trying the limits of her teeth.

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Okay first of all, AMAZING ART AS ALWAYS!!!

Second of all, They would be cool that they have the same father and immediately start fighting to see who has a more painful bite (Athena has Megatron's teeth and the other one has fangs) until they are separated by their other parents. After that they would just vibe and enjoy each other's company. And the third one if you want to tag the creator use the @ symbol in front of the name so that way it will see the post and respond. And fourth, Athena would try to give her "Sister from another universal bot" candy.

Author isi567

What would happen if Megatron and Starscream's child (Athena's Daughter) For some unknown reason, magic *whoosh* Met with Erachnia and Starscream's child ?

the creator of these characters can I ask you how they reacted to each other?

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Who wants a bite of the Screamburger?

Gosh trying to animate this took me quite a while. SOUND ON!

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Ooohhh so cool. But as for Megatron there's this breed of chickens from Japan and they are just

Amazing. Him and Optimus flashing their tails while Starscream runs around with his 500 grams of pure rage would be awesome.

Based on @isi567 's rooster Starscream idea, I originally thought of megatron as another rooster . But then had the brilliant idea of him being a border Collie !

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My only question is why would you want to go there in the first place?

I'm a woman and would not go inside the gay bar.

Like my only question is why?

"Aren't straight man allowed in a lesbian barrr? Like what?"

YEAH

IT'S A LESBIAN BAR

MAN HAS NO BUSINESS GOING THERE