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things i鈥檒l not call you a whore for:
sexual activity
how you dress
things i鈥檒l call you a whore for:
stealing my food聽
stealing my lemons
my cat likes you more than me
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Day #901 of David Tennant as a Fennec Fox 馃 @neil-gaiman
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People talk about the surprise albums from people like Taylor Swift or Beyonc茅 that drop with zero warning but I have just been existing in this world where every album I've ever heard in my life has been a surprise album because I didn't know that musicians had schedules that we could see
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there's a kind of person called a "bad person" and if we just kill all of those guys everything will be great
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petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't
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been working on my goal-setting abilities recently
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Since the r-slur is making a comeback (you know, the word that starts with R, has six letters, and ends in D), I'm gonna make a little PSA:
Yes, it's an ableist slur.
Terms like "asshat," "head-up-ass," "up their own ass," and "high on their own farts" exist. There's also words like crap, dogshit, half-assed, assclown, and chucklefuck. And on the less vulgar side, there are terms like ridiculous, nonsense, train wreck, pointless, insipid, self-absorbed, pretentious, annoying, boring, contemptible, vile, and disgusting.
Substituting words like restarted, poptarted, brain damaged, smoothbrain, etc. is still ableist, because either 1. you obviously still mean the r-word, or 2. you're still using disability as an insult.
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Clicking on a new blog for a potential follow just to see their HP house in their bio
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far too old to care about fandom opinions i am an adult with a *sees a take* hm. never mind actually. i am in fact so blessed to have a huge brain and correct inconsequential opinions on fictional characters. there but for the grace of god go i
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attention joann's shoppers. there is a freak in the yarn aisle buildinf a nest
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"Meal prep? Don't you mean just eating leftovers for a week?"
Maybe for you you fucking coward. Is lil baby scared of having extra food? I fucking love leftovers. I will order a huge meal so I can take it home for 2-3 bonus meals after.
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I hate hate hate hate how dog friendly everything is in the city now. Barring medical necessity, there is no reason to bring your dog to a restaurant, there is no reason to bring your dog to the grocery store, there is no reason to bring your dog to the nail salon. Dogs do not need to go everywhere you go why am I being forced to be around dogs all the time
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