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Chapter I, “Prologue”

Hey Upper East Siders, Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source into the lives of Manhattan’s elite. I have the biggest news ever. One of my many sources sends us this: Kaluna Caitlyne: Out with the old, in with the new. Here’s to a whole new Meeeee. Rest assured; you’ll get to know her quite well just by reading the following contents of this page.

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As a form of introduction, her name is Kaluna Caitlyne. You are welcome to call her Kaluna, Luna, Lunya, Cait, or any nickname. Just so you know, she’s prefer to be referred to with she/her pronouns, and she is no longer a minor. According to the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator, she falls under the INFJ-T personality type. (Whoops, The Advocate people). If there’s anything you’re unclear about before we proceed to the next chapter, shelve it for now and pick it up again later. Soooooooo, bye.

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Chapter II, “Kaluna”

Attention, Upper East Siders. Gossip Girl here. Spotted: Kaluna (and friends?), looking as stunning as ever. But what’s this? It seems our favorite girl has returned from her mysterious disappearance. Now, we’ll pick up where we left off and move on to discussing her stan list. Based on the list, it appears that Taylor Swift and Olivia Rodrigo are two of her most-listened-to artists. Furthermore, according to the list, she has a strong love for NewJeans, Lana Del Rey, and is eagerly anticipating the debut of the K-pop group Baby Monster. (Impressive, she really knows good music). Okay next up. Our next topic (Trivia) is covered in the next chapter.

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Chapter III, “Not-So-Important”

Welcome back to the lives of Manhattan’s elite. Gossip Girl here. (Oh no... Poor. Seems that Gossip Girl is struggling to come up with new stories to share). Nevermind. We’ll be turning our attention to Kaluna’s not-so-important-matters. It’s clear from the list that books hold a special place in her heart. Books of all sorts, fiction, non-fiction and much more. Ugh, an avid reader, no? Ouch... From what we can tell, movies don’t seem to be her thing. (What is it about watching that doesn’t appeal to her? Me is crying). Hey hey, a note from her: “Though I may not speak much in a crowd, I am a good listener, always around to lend a helping hand or to simply understand. I strive to be a better person in every way.

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Chapter IV, “Epilogue”

Hey Upper East Siders, Gossip Girl here. You’ve made it this far, and now you’ve reached the latest chapter. Grateful appreciation for taking the time to check this blog. You’ll be directed to Kaluna’s X (Twitter) account where you might find the answer you’ve been seeking. Please keep in mind that you will be entering her safe space. It would be greatly appreciated if you could refrain from asking about her personal life. Also, note that English is not her native language, so kindly excuse any errors in grammar or usage. That’s all I have to share for now. Until next time, no one knows that better than Gossip Girl ❤︎