I’m having VERY vivid memories of finding a DS stylus that was the pokemon Mew with a GIANT cock that had the stylus tip coming out of it and I’m not sure if its real
thinking abt threesomes again but this time me and another femme get our claws into a sweet butch who’s secretly sooo pervy about the two of us femmes cuddling and touching and complimenting each other, so we tie the butch up and make them watch as we take off each other’s cute lingerie and rub our nipples together, maybe kiss a little, and we point and laugh at how flustered and embarrassed the butch gets, their helpless groans and the needy twitch of their hips. they try to turn away and close their eyes, face burning in shame. one of us grabs their jaw, long nails digging into their cheeks. we force them to show us how turned on they are. giggle and poke the bulge in their boxers. we tease them for being such a gross little perv, pretend like we’re a couple of mean popular pretty girls and they’re our nerdy loser prey. then we have some fun. like one of us sitting on their face while the other rides their dick, like pushing our tits into the butch’s face and mouth, scratching them up and tugging them around by the hair and toying with them until they’re all dazed and covered in pussy slick and completely brainless with pleasure. and once we’ve tired them out sufficiently we cuddle up to either side of them and give them twice the head scratches and kisses and praise
listen I know this person was probably just capitalizing it like this for emphasis but I'm not going to rule out the possibility that this person wants God bouncing and moaning on it
TikTokers are such pussies when it comes to ships. “B-but they’re not canon 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😖😖” honey back in my day we shipped characters from entirely different medias uphill both ways in the snow