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HI HELLO LIFE UPDATE: i have a doctorate in something now, yea that’s cool :)
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They’re coming. They won’t hurt you. On the contrary, it’s a beautiful thing, friend. Bird Box (2018)
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my constant need for affection vs my disgust of vulnerability


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2017: dumb bitch
2018: sad bitch
2019: bad bitch
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broke: The Great British Bake Off has no conflict
woke: while The Great British Bake Off is refreshingly devoid of the usual man vs. man conflict, it is filled with conflict of other varieties, notably man vs. self (the contestants vs. their knowledge of baking) and man vs. nature (the contestants vs. the time limit)
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12 y/o me: *walks into a new friend’s house*
friend: you can leave your shoes on
friend’s mom: you can call me by my first name
12 y/o me: thank you both but physically i cannot do that
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your intelligence means fucking nothing if youre devoid of empathy
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