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the concorde has such an intense aura. literally every picture of this thing is just so insane.

this plane cannot be real.

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I just remembered my second Pride, where I made different flag themed daisy chain bracelets/necklaces to hand out. I need folks to understand something:

They were free.

They were fucking free.

They were maybe ¢60 of acrylic yarn each at the most, and the whole ziploc bag of them took 2 hours max.

Three people gave me sad eyes until I took their money.

Someone who was clearly the mom friend of their group made me take a $5 and gave a 10 minute pep talk.

At least four more people insisted on getting change to pay for the, once again, free bracelets.

In spite of all these shenanigans, the absolute best was this one person who I can only describe as, “queer surfer dude who looks like a boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend.” I can remember nothing of the outfit, only the impeccable vibes. I did the same thing I did with everyone else, explaining the bracelets were free, and they nodded along as they took the last 6 strand rainbow bracelet. As soon as they had it on their wrist, they pointed at something over my shoulder and, like a fool, I looked.

Next thing I know, they’re running off cackling, yelling, “YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME!” and I’m holding a fucking $20. I had to stop at least two people from chasing them, cause they thought the person stole something, and then they tried to give me money cause they thought it was funny seeing me flail over people being Too Nice.

That was the year I got reverse-robbed at Pride. I hope everyone out there is having a good time and, in particular, that queer surfer dude is out there still causing benevolent chaos.

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I really wanted to draw the picture under noelle's bed!!!

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03. great blue heron & broadleaf arrowhead

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my favorite picture ever is the one that says “HELL IS FULL, BITCH” and then it has the national suicide prevention hotline on it. it makes me smile every time 

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never change, tumblr. never fucking change.

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while megacorporations profit off of exploitation of queer people and using pride flags for their tshirts and mugs, the creator of the lesbian flag, emily gwen, cant afford basic necessities and has to rely off of donations

if you have something to spare or can share, please do so

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this is going to be what the deltarune fandom is like once the chapters drop in a few weeks. tbh funny as hell cannot wait for the casuals to return

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one of the cafes I go to sometimes has a loyalty card that says “coffee addict” on it. and as a recovering addict this immediately transported me into an alternate universe where bars have loyalty cards that say “ALCOHOLIC” right in the middle. would that be fucked or what

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Cool new desktop page for easier readability !

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Redditors or some shit: look at how fucked up and scary ugly this bug is it has a million big long gross legs and a bigass stinger and teeth and it can fly ew fucking nasty

Me: waow.. (badass badass badass badass badass)

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Bagworm Moth Caterpillar Appreciation Post 🐛 🪵

The bagworm moth caterpillar collects and saws sticks to create tiny intricate log cabins to live in

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I saw a comment on a post about intersex inclusion in pride that was something like.... "I don't think all intersex people consider themselves trans, but the ones who do are definitely welcome here ^^"

No, actually. All intersex people are welcome. You can call yourself queer because you are intersex, and not even have another reason. Because being intersex is fucking queer.