istadris
istadris
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The name is Istadris. I hiss, bark and bite, but only eat food. Don't be food and I'll be lovely :) Writing posting on Sundays Art posting on Wednesday or Friday. There be some fuckery over here, ye be warned and mind warnings
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istadris · 4 hours ago
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Temeraire but Temeraire is a human and Laurence is a yellow reaper
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(The captain-sleeping-on-foreleg stays, but as dragon-sleeping-on-arm)
I made human!temeraire with freckles because he has spots and markings as a dragon. And laurence is a yellow reaper because... blonde.
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istadris · 5 hours ago
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Oh! Gooigi found his way to Bowser! I guess he wanted to be close by Luigi’s crush, you know? Since he mimics everything Luigi does, of course he had to copy his love interests and go a step further and be with him.
Meanwhile poor Luigi…
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istadris · 6 hours ago
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istadris · 7 hours ago
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"-There're two kinds of spurs cowboy.."
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istadris · 8 hours ago
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5am brainrot
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istadris · 9 hours ago
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Temeraire after Laurence tried to get him into religion: *no effects*
Temeraire after one (1) storm at terra australis:
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istadris · 10 hours ago
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inspiration struck in a really, really weird way
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istadris · 11 hours ago
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istadris · 12 hours ago
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the Prussian campaign of BPW is very funny in general because Laurence and Temeraire keep saying "please you need to do this Thing" and the Prussians just laugh them off until they go "oh shit, we could have avoided this mess if we had done the Thing" "WE'VE BEEN TELLING YOU THIS THE WHOLE TIME"
The Prussian Army: Ha, stupid Napoleon made a dragon a general.
Temeraire: uh oh, Auntie about to fuck our shit up.
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istadris · 13 hours ago
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The Mario Princesses <3
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istadris · 1 day ago
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i’m hyperfixating, please send help
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istadris · 1 day ago
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istadris · 1 day ago
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LIVE A LIVE funny little guy doodles, I’m so happy they made a gorgeous remake of this cool game
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istadris · 1 day ago
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I really love Masaru Takahara thinks Cube are cute and lose his will to fight.
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istadris · 1 day ago
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I'LL BE YOUR IDOL.
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istadris · 1 day ago
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Just don’t leave me behind.
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istadris · 1 day ago
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Fulliautomatix: Do you like spending time with me?
Cacofonix: ...
Fulliautomatix: Well, what about our banquets? The last one was so good, I bet you enjoyed it!
Cacofonix: ...
Fulliautomatix: ...really? You have nothing to say? You don't want to talk to me?
Cacofonix: ...
Fulliautomatix: Oh, I see, is it because I said you sounded like a sistrum? Or because I was mad of that rain you made?
Cacofonix: ...
Fulliautomatix to Unhygienix: See? I try my best, I don't yell at him, I don't threaten him, I don't even lay a finger on him. I speak respectfully and calmly, but he refuses to talk to me! How should I—
Unhygienix: Maybe you should have taken off his gag before asking him anything?
Fulliautomatix: ...
Unhygienix: ...
Fulliautomatix: No
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