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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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Let's say he's singing "Hit Me Baby One More Time" to the blue-eyed human of your choice.

Heavily referenced from a Super Mario RPG cutscene, but damn if I'm not proud of it :)

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i hope they find a stupid tiny fish or something on mars and make mining illegal, just like the devil’s hole in california

these endangered bastards and their bathtub-sized habitat (just the surface shelf of a giant cave structure thanks) singlehandedly pissed off SO many businessmen lol

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May I ask how's Hei Hei doing? Love your little floofy furball!

HES DOING GOOD!

It was his birthday recently in March, but we celebrated in April with his adoption anniversary!!!

HERE ARE SOME PICS

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I was scrolling by and saw the preggo Mr L and preggo Super Dimentio and I could feel the combined panic of both Mario and Bowser.

Now imagine if it was Peach when they had to face the Shadow Queen. Mario and Peach are a couple, Peach is preggo and gets possessed by a goddamn demon. Worse of all, Mario has to attack that demon and try his absolute hardest to not lay a finger on his beloved and unborn babies, which is nearly impossible with Shadow Queen catching on and using Peach's body as a shield.

I don't think Mario could even try to attack Peach if she was pregnant. Doing it in her normal state would have been heartbreaking on its own (I'm still convinced he only did it because he saw signs he wasn't directly harming her and it still broke his heart), but in this state...oh, the nightmares he would have after that.

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The wild thing about being obsessed with your own DnD campaign is that there's absolutely NO fandom content for it except the stuff that you make

Like, what do you mean only six other people in the entire world have heard of Dave the Ice Elemental whose job is Freezer at the Fantasy Starbucks?

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My opinion is that if you don't dare to use a word because it shocks you (from swears words to disturbing topics), and you can't think of a proper or useful turn of words to go around censorship without sounding like a kid, and can only use that word with unreadable censor symbols that make it impossible to tag for people actually triggered by it, maybe you're not the most qualified person for a discussion focused on that word.

i know that "unalive" is part of larger worrying trend of self censorship but if you really are in a situtation where you have to avoid the words "die" or "kill" the english language already has centuries worth of much better euphemisms. the iconic and perennial "six feet under"? the lovely imagery of "pushing up daisies"? "shuffle off this mortal coil"????? literally anything from the monty python dead parrot bit???? you have so many options. please try to be more creative at least

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November 17, 2023 marks 20 years since Superstar Saga was released. It's one of my favorite games and it brings me tons of joy. Sadly, I don't have any big tribute drawings, but I DO have some little doodles I made when I played (and finally beat!) it in 2021.

More under the cut.

thanks I could help bro

I'm sorry. That meme was old even when I drew it.

Happy 20th anniversary to Superstar Saga 💚

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I pray for the day Super Mario RPG Luigi exist

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I need a way to say this character makes me feel insane amounts of lust but not in a sexual or romantic way

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HAPPY ENDING :]

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the purest form of serotonin is when a cat looks at u and u go like “what?” and it meows at u

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erm... what the scallop

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Sitting here with my pop corn waiting for the essay 🍿

Yk maybe I will write yet another long essay about Antasma or something I don't know I love him so much and I hate a hate/love relationship with DT and like also I'm like THE bat kisser that's my job to talk about him .

Maybe a whole essay about the Antasmen too?? Idk they're so funny and nobody talks about them I have at least 10 headcanons about them

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Best of Asterix Round 3-8

Asterix and the Banquet vs Asterix the Legionary

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This line fucking slaps. What a stone cold badass