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Do you think there's a chance that Marvel might actually give Steve a boyfriend?

marvel would make steve a nazi before making him gay

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lump

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If I have to be subjected to sexy Tubbs so do the rest of you

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the scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads

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my best friend just called me to ask what color he should wear to prom and I was like “um?? idk??” and he was goes “well we have to match, so like what color is ur dress??” but he never asked me to go so I was kinda confused so I told him “hey, yeah since when are we going to prom?” and the line goes silent for a bit and he very quietly whispers “shit. I forgot to ask u”

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MY FAVORITE SONG!!!!!

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their abs must be so good

“How seals move on land” -bubbubbubbubbubbub-

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I remember when I first got Harry Potter and the deathly hallows I picked the book up and it accidentally flicked to the last few pages and I quickly shut it because I didn’t want to spoil it for myself but I saw “Ginny kissed Albus” and I remember thinking “fucking plot twist”.

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if you are ASEXUAL, you do not experience SEXUAL ATTRACTION.

if you are AROMANTIC, you do not experience ROMANTIC ATTRACTION.

if you are AROMATIC, you have a PLEASANT AND DISTINCTIVE SMELL.

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the gentlemen you meet on tinder

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me looking at old pics of myself: i dont know her