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so true

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Once you exit the womb, you can use the left stick to walk around and explore your surroundings. You can press A to jump, allowing you to access higher places. Try jumping onto the doctor's cabinets

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boog

Tumblr posts have 3 options.

1. 0 notes. Big flop.

2. #10k (failure, you get 2k)

3. About 1000 comments and a total of 50k notes still going around while your boog is dead

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toxic jax x nagito komaeda

I do this to you

*points to nearest newspaper with horrific headline*

I'd do this to you

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That’s so funny my brow furrowed and I felt the emotion that I, a pun connoisseur, inflict on people all the time

was thinking about bear/bare

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NEVER GIVE UP

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it’s crazy how much you can read if you read

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you said specifically a florida man headline: who are you so afraid of?

I do this to you

*points to nearest newspaper with horrific headline*

I'd do this to you

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“Then Jesus told this story to some who had great confidence in their own righteousness and scorned everyone else: “Two men went to the Temple to pray. One was a Pharisee, and the other was a despised tax collector. The Pharisee stood by himself and prayed this prayer: ‘I thank you, God, that I am not like other people—cheaters, sinners, adulterers. I’m certainly not like that tax collector! I fast twice a week, and I give you a tenth of my income.’ “But the tax collector stood at a distance and dared not even lift his eyes to heaven as he prayed. Instead, he beat his chest in sorrow, saying, ‘O God, be merciful to me, for I am a sinner.’ I tell you, this sinner, not the Pharisee, returned home justified before God. For those who exalt themselves will be humbled, and those who humble themselves will be exalted.””

‭‭Luke‬ ‭18‬:‭9‬-‭14‬ ‭NLT‬‬

https://bible.com/bible/116/luk.18.9-14.NLT

christians and catholics will say “thank god he favors me unlike those people out there suffering. he deserves praise” and think there’s nothing wrong with that statement

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This… is my first time hearing the non pitched-down version of this audio

I was lowkey just waiting for Ragatha to snap that whole ep and I wasn’t disappointed

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Do we think that Jax’s pose here is a reference to this music video? GLITCH and TISM are both Australian.

Maybe this is what she's talking about Caine. ;)

So provocative. ;)

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2025 Battleground Virginia and New Jersey!

Okay children! there's no time to mope and feel sorry for ourselves there's elections to fight! Yes the first state wide elections since Trump returned are fast coming up. These will be the first test, can we fight back at the ballot box? is the nation turning on the gross fucker in the White House? In November we can find out but Democracy is not a spectator sport! so you better! get involved!

Virginia

The biggest test will be Virginia, right now Virginia's Governor, Lt. Governor, and Attorney General are all Republicans. They're marching in lock step with Trump and the Washington Republicans even as Musk's DOGE cuts fired thousands of Virginia workers from their federal government jobs. Well the primaries are over and there are officially Democratic candidates for all 3 jobs and they are

Governor:

Former Congresswoman Abigail Spanberger: We've known for awhile that Spanberger would be the nominee but now it's official. Spanberger flipped a Republican seat in 2018 and held onto it till retiring to run for Governor in 2024. In Congress she was common sense and hard working focusing on real world problems like bring down the number of drug overdoses and increasing Medicare spending. She's up against the current Republican Lt. Governor Winsome Earle-Sears. Earle-Sears is a radical Republican, who loves guns, hates DEI, critical race theory, and abortion, loves Trump's tariffs, and Musk's DOGE cuts even as they send Virginians to the unemployment lines. Virginia in November can pick a Governor who will stand up for Virginia's federal workers, its economy, its LGBT citizens, a woman's right to choose, and push back on Trump, or someone who will work in lock step with Trump. If you're any where in Virginia or live nearby please sign up to volunteer, where ever you live in America you can call or text or send postcards in this election!

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Attorney General

Across the nation Democratic state AGs are suing the Trump administration and winning emergency orders putting a hold on Trump's horrible plans. But those holds only apply to states that sue, so states with Republican AGs get no protection, like Virginia. If Virginians want a voice in court against Trump's abuses they need to elect the Democratic candidate Jay Jones. Jones was the assistant attorney general the last time a Democrat held that role, he's also been a state Rep (2018-2021). During the Republican governorship of Youngkin Jones has represented the NAACP in court fighting against voter suppression laws. The incumbent Republican, Jason Miyares, is running for re-election. Unlike the AGs of Maryland and Washington DC Miyares hasn't sued the Trump administration over its unlawful firing of thousands of federal workers, many of whom live in Virginia so when Democrats won in court it offered no relief to Virginia workers. Miyares will keep not standing up for Virginians as Trump assaults their basic liberties. If you want someone to fight for Virginians in court and one more powerful voice fighting Trump you got to get out and vote and get others out to vote for Jones.

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Lieutenant Governor

Like the Vice-President the Virginia Lt. Governor's powers are limited. That said it's a statewide office and is one heartbeat away from the governorship so you can't drop the ball. And the Dems have a great candidate, State Senator Ghazala Hashmi. Hashmi is the first Indian-American and the first Muslim elected to the Virginia's state Senate, if elected she would be the first Muslim woman to win statewide office in America. She's also an immigrant having been born in India. With a Ph.D in English she was a college professor before turning to politics and has focused her time in the Senate on expanding education in the state. If elected she would be a powerful voice for education and against intolerance. Past Democratic Governors, Douglas Wilder, Tim Kaine, and Ralph Northam all served as Lt. Governor before being elected Governor and with Virginia's one 4 year term limit electing Hashmi would be elevating a powerful voice to reach even higher heights.

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House of Delegates

All 100 seats in the Virginia state house are up for election. Democrats are fielding a candidate in EVERY single one, while Republicans are fielding only about 70 candidates. So if you live in Virginia no matter how Red Republican your town is there is a Democrat fighting to be your state Rep who needs your help to get across the finish line. In 2017 Virginia Democrats fought and won across the state flipping seats that had been Republican for a generation, places no one believed a Democrat could win. This was the first big national sign of a push back against Trump 1.0, now here we are in Trump 2.0. A strong Democratic majority plus a Democratic Governor could make Virginia a powerful force for progress and basic human decency, but failure will see a state government that is a happy partner to Trump and the Washington Republicans.

Volunteer

finally you don't live in Virginia, or you're not able to physically do door knocking, please please PLEASE sign up to send postcards. Where ever you live you can get postcards sent to you with addresses and personalize them, there is NO! reason, let me repeat that NO reason that every single Virginia voter can't be contacted between now and November and had the stakes of the election explained to them, had where they need to go to vote, what they need to vote explained to them and turned out, we can do this.

New Jersey

Governor

The other state with a Governor's election this year is New Jersey. Because New Jersey has a Democratic Governor, the two term and term limited Phil Murphy and is generally seen as Blue State people might think this is no big deal. But Murphy is the first Democratic Governor to be re-elected in New Jersey since the 1970s and no Democrat has taken over from a two term Democrat since the election of 1961. In the 1980s and 90s Republicans dominated the Governor's office and as late as 2018 Trump's sometimes friend sometimes victim Chris Christie was the Republican governor of the state. Democrats last week nominated Congresswoman Mikie Sherrill. Sherrill flipped a tough Republican district in 2019 to enter Congress and has defended her spot every time since then. Sherrill has made fighting back against Trump's plans to cut key programs like Social Security and Medicare the center of her campaign. Meanwhile the Trump endorsed candidate, Jack Ciattarelli, won the Republican primary. Ciattarelli tries to play moderate but he's headlined a "Stop the Steal" rally, and called teaching about LGBT topics in school "teaching sodomy" in schools. If New Jersey backslides and elects a Trump Republican the consequences would be serious for every New Jerseyan. If you're in the State or close to it, please for the love of god! get out and volunteer, fight for your state! fight for your neighbors.

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General Assembly

like in Virginia all the seats in New Jersey's lower house are up for election this year, 80 of them. Democrats have a majority in the House but it can always be expanded on. A strengthened majority will send a powerful message, and also shape how progressive New Jersey will be in the years to come and as we look toward 2026 this will serve as a good dry run for flipping key Congressional seats in New Jersey. Again if you're in New Jersey gear up, get out, fight work build the muscle memory you'll need to beat the Republicans in 2026, and 2028.

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This is your wake up call, where ever you are, if you're an American, if you want to have a Democracy in the future, get involved and fight for it, last call guys, get on or deal with dictatorship for the rest of all our lives.

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@discofrogparty

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

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And that’s that on that.

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*by a one in one billion chance, the first one spawns in a bowl of potato chips*

still thinking about that r/hypotheticalsituation post where someone was like "what if a potato chip spawned somewhere randomly in the world. and every hour the number of potato chips at that location would double. and the only way to get rid of them for good would be to eat all of the potato chips before they doubled again." and someone calculated that it would only take like, 48 hours of people ignoring a weird pile of potato chips before an absolutely irreconcilable number of potato chips was blanketing a city.

and then people were like "no wait if it spawns randomly in the world, it's highly likely it would be in an ocean" and then people were debating whether there were enough small fish swimming at the surface in the open ocean that would be able to eat a potato chip and thus save humanity from the potato chip apocalypse.

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Gabby and zag doodle !