isuggestcarcinization
isuggestcarcinization
What it says on the tin...or Shell, as it were
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I suggest carcinization! mod uses he/they
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isuggestcarcinization · 2 days ago
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hey
kitty is cute and high and no one is interacting >:[
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isuggestcarcinization · 2 days ago
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Pls tell us if your star sign is cancer as welll👀💕
In My Heart It Is
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isuggestcarcinization · 2 days ago
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Pussy. Coward.
To let this muscled man ruin such a BANGIN' color for you! Purple is a WONDERFUL color it has no shades that displease the eye.
If you cannot handle purple you cannot handle the shrimp colors to come.
So either prepare yourself to molt, or rot in your shell
I hate the color purple. It reminds me of the worst purple Project Moon character.
This may be a hot take, but I do not like Ricardo, and I do not think that he is “peak.”
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His whole quest for revenge is so over dramatic and over blown. Like, brother, it is just hair coupons. Who cares? It is not that bad. You can get more. Your life is not over. You can also just get a haircut without coupons. You are also part of the middle, surely you have the money for a haircut. So what is even your problem? Heathcliff did not even do anything to you. Your reaction is so comically angry that it comes off as asinine. No, not just “comes off.” It is that asinine. What even are you trying to get out of your revenge quest? How hollow must your life be to pursue retribution for such a minor slight so aggressively? Lmao. Loser male behavior.
And yet everyone praises him(I refuse to say glaze because that is a stupid ass word), calling him “peak,” and cheering when he appeared in Nocturnal Sweeping?? He was easily the worst part of that intervallo, by the way. And speaking of Nocturnal Sweeping, the way that Ricardo exits the plot is dumb. He gets shot into the sky in an homage to Team Rocket. This guy, who Canto 5 set up as some crazy scary threat, gets a comedy exit. And I am supposed to take him seriously? Between that, his stupid motivations, and the endless proclamations by fans that he is “peak,” I really do not like this purple guy. and I am not afraid to say that.
Also, the Roland mention in his announcer is irritating. Really picked the lowest of low hanging fruit with that one.
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isuggestcarcinization · 3 days ago
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I Do This
crab crab crab hand hand hand frighten
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isuggestcarcinization · 3 days ago
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I’m straight carcinizing it
AS YOU SHOULD BE!!!!!!
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isuggestcarcinization · 8 days ago
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Can i interest you in a better animal?
Thoughts on kermit's departure from tumblr ?
I have no interest in what the toad does. good riddance.
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isuggestcarcinization · 10 days ago
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Like to charge reblog to cast
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isuggestcarcinization · 10 days ago
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Penis sensations at the penis bus station
Asking me why? Its my oenis crustacean
💥 💥 💥 💥 💥
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isuggestcarcinization · 11 days ago
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Thank you tumblr user thefaustandthefurious!
"i asked grok" "i asked chatGPT" yeah well i asked the Gesellschaft and they said you are a loser
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isuggestcarcinization · 11 days ago
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Its ok as crab no one can judge you for not reading my url!
"i asked grok" "i asked chatGPT" yeah well i asked the Gesellschaft and they said you are a loser
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isuggestcarcinization · 11 days ago
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My father knows about this blog
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isuggestcarcinization · 11 days ago
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This is why the shrimp fry the rice...not i
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isuggestcarcinization · 12 days ago
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Cool lore i have a suggestion
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awesome fursona lore
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isuggestcarcinization · 12 days ago
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WOAG!!!
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Today's crab is: woag
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isuggestcarcinization · 12 days ago
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Do you ever think about how the hero’s lifeless body was laying on the beach for 16 hours (rough estimate,) and the Crabby just kept blowing bubbles like “that’s not my problem.”
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isuggestcarcinization · 12 days ago
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I gotta stop gooning its ruining my sleep schedule
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isuggestcarcinization · 13 days ago
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👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
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Please welcome two new guys 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Big round of applause for these two new guys
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