isuggestcarcinization

[isuggestcarcinization]

Hey dude. You uh. You need anythin?

babe you sorta seem like you’ve had a lobotomy. sorry but it’s obvious

.

[isuggestcarcinization]

go into the wet.

go into the wet.

Go into the Wet.

Go Into The Wet.

GO INTO THE WET.

GO Into the WET.

GO INTO the WET.

G.O. I.N.T.O. T.H.E. W.E.T.

summer is the worst bc there are only so many layers to take off. like what am i supposed to do?? peel my skin off????

[isuggestcarcinization]

They are

hey Milton, are your parents some flavour of Mormon?

no????

[isuggestcarcinization]

Meowing? When you could be clacking your meaty claws together in the music of tomorrow? You fool? You coward?

Wet cat.

meows sadly

[isuggestcarcinization]

you dont love me...?

Leave your wife and run away with me

I would never! I am devoted to my wife, every day with her is a day without loneliness. I appreciate the sentiment that I am a worthy suitor to you, but my heart belongs with another.

[isuggestcarcinization]

And I have a suggestion...

[isuggestcarcinization]

What does she have that I don't???

Leave your wife and run away with me

I would never! I am devoted to my wife, every day with her is a day without loneliness. I appreciate the sentiment that I am a worthy suitor to you, but my heart belongs with another.

[isuggestcarcinization]

Daily Affrimations!

My carapace is smooth and shiny

My claws are big and meaty

My ass is fat

All will evolve to be hot and sexy (like me) (am crab)

Im a fuckinggg snacccc

Daily affirmations

I am a freak and that is ok

Anyone who hates on me for my writing has never picked up a pencil in their life

I should be more self indulgent

My characters should suffer more

[isuggestcarcinization]

BRO WTF? GIVE THAT BACK?

[isuggestcarcinization]

new @strange-aeons video was inspiring, to say the least 🐀

[isuggestcarcinization]

I can hold you and your wife with my big meaty claws

Leave your wife and run away with me

I would never! I am devoted to my wife, every day with her is a day without loneliness. I appreciate the sentiment that I am a worthy suitor to you, but my heart belongs with another.

[isuggestcarcinization]

Hermann....you have two hands...please

Leave your wife and run away with me

I would never! I am devoted to my wife, every day with her is a day without loneliness. I appreciate the sentiment that I am a worthy suitor to you, but my heart belongs with another.

[isuggestcarcinization]

I and others find it cute so I share it with you

[isuggestcarcinization]

Thats so poggers :]

Youve said youre trans before and i vaguely remember you saying youre either a man or just not a woman. Does that mean youre transmasc?

Yeah, I’m a transgender man :)

[isuggestcarcinization]

False. We are to get Crabbier yet

[isuggestcarcinization]

Me irl

If you care

A european shore crab appears. Filmed in the Wadden Sea, Germany. From Sea in Motion - Wonder of the North Sea (2023).