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“female-presenting nipples”

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you know when you’re so horny that you feel like your pussy’s got its own heartbeat

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Life of Crocodile

via https://imgur.com/gallery/mG5O6pR

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“wyd after work”

sleeping for work tomorrow

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if you dont grab ass while you kiss her why do you even have hands?

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Me when I thought I was straight: I’m not really interested in dating like I guess having a boyfriend would be nice but it’s not something I’m really interested in I’m just focusing on school

Me now that I know I’m a lesbian: I WANT A FUCKING WIFE

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me: i want to have sex 

someone: just go out and have a one night stand with someone it’s not that hard 

me and my emotional monogamy craving ass:

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I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

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What do you like in a girl?

My fingers

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me after a quiet day in: Time for a quiet night in

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When another gay is hired at your job

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Just introduced a kid to her adoptive parents. They brought her a dozen roses. We met at a restaurant. I arrived early to get a private booth and told the waitstaff what was up. So all the servers were having a cry in the corner. I’m at a coffee shop a few miles away, giving them space and having my own cry.

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New favorite tumblr post of all time.