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Just saw a video analysis about if the Scooby gang could beat Light Yagami. I wasn’t worried about the gang but I didn’t realize how cooked Light was. Velma alone is way smarter than L, Freddy would instantly see through the trapped drawer that hid the Death Note and Scooby is such a wildcard overall, who is immune to the Death Note because he isn’t human. So even if he gets the rest of the gang, Scooby is coming with a vengeance.

Funniest scenario is Shaggy and Scooby trailing Light only to be confronted by him. Light tries to kill Shaggy but can’t because he would never just give away his name as “Norville Rogers.” Light thinks Shaggy is some genius playing fourth-dimensional chess with him.

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"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

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In light of the new news

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mods are asleep post RE4 skybox phantom dog cloud

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Celebrating pride with these two goofballs!

Edge - underfella

tear - @eriscary

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swatch is cool and suave and handsome and one time they touched a mouse and they were SO brave about it

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How the fuck am I supposed to meet a fellow lesbian and then convince her to date me

Don't know anything about lesbians, but maybe if you walked around carrying a baseball bat that'd be really bad ass.

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*toby fox voice* let's go they/thems let's go

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REMEMBER:

if you don't understand the post at a glance it's because op wrote it wrong and needs your help

if the post doesn't contain all the contextualising information you need to understand it, op is gaslighting you

if you haven't experienced the phenomenon the post describes, op is making it up for clout

if you haven't encountered the type of person the post describes, they're a strawman that doesn't exist

if the post doesn't address a topic you'd prefer to talk about, it's a distraction, missing the point, and talking over you

if the post makes a good point, it is your duty to contribute to human enlightenment by nitpicking it to be more correct

and most importantly:

every online conversation is a competition and you must win

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please i am fucking dying of laughter

??? Why? I’m confused

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wizard: i have trapped you in a time loop >:)

me, loves routines: oh darn whatever shall i do

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I need to know what is going through the head of the people who people who wrote the interpretation section on the wiki sweepstakes QnA

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Shel Silverstein predicting ChatGPT in 1981

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Twitch is having a normal one I see

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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

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First time I fought Asgore I lived on one health and buddy still asked me to finish him off like he didn't break every bone in my body.

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I enjoy how instead of in any way answering the Undertale fandom's perennial "is Frisk a literal toddler or are monsters just really tall?" question, Deltarune simply ended up reframing it as "is Frisk older than we thought or is Kris just really short?"