Do it, Turtle
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Oh. Oh no.
Ah yes, I too am a Band Bggk.
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Anniversary brunch. Breakfast tacos, avocado toast, and mimosas. We're such millennials!
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A pool, deconstructed.
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Humans Are Weird
So there has been a bit of “what if humans were the weird ones?” going around tumblr at the moment and Earth Day got me thinking. Earth is a wonky place, the axis tilts, the orbit wobbles, and the ground spews molten rock for goodness sakes. What if what makes humans weird is just our capacity to survive? What if all the other life bearing planets are these mild, Mediterranean climates with no seasons, no tectonic plates, and no intense weather?Â
What if several species (including humans) land on a world and the humans are all “SCORE! Earth like world! Let’s get exploring before we get out competed!” And the planet starts offing the other aliens right and left, electric storms, hypothermia, tornadoes and the humans are just … there… counting seconds between flashes, having snowball fights, and just surviving.Â
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Come on down, stop on by, hop a carpet and fly . . .
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I kind of love this.
I took my meds too close to bedtime again and I need you all to know the dream I had last night involved Robin Williams becoming the new Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts. Not, a character portrayed by Robin Williams, just Robin Williams as himself running around Hogwarts doing wandless magic and being as loud and big as possible because and I quote before I forget:
“Listen, children, I’m not saying all this bad shit that is happening isn’t scary and you shouldn’t be concerned–because you should!–but I’m telling you this now for free. Life is a boggart, it’s the biggest boggart of them all. You never know what it’s going to look like one moment to the next. And sometimes you just gotta laugh. It’s okay to laugh. It’s part of the grieving process. You need to grieve before you can heal. But it’s okay to laugh while you’re doing it.”
I didn’t wake up right after that, some more stuff happened in a hazy sort of way as the dream began to dissolve into conciousness, but I remember him yelling Expecto Patronum as he punched a Death Eater in the face. Because sometimes, evidently, you have to make your own happy memories.
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Remember that time Malfoy called Hermione a “Mudblood” and the Weasley family stood up for her. And she actually had no idea what it meant because she wasn’t from a wizard family?
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Oh, hey, look. A new Books vs. Movies review.
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The next Bargain Bin review is up!
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The wait is nearly over . . .
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So...guess which side of my face I slept on last night.
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if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao
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ET CETERA, ET CETERA, ET CETERA.
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