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reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

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BLAKEBOT

We made a RWBY AU where the main character, Robot!Blake, does this. She's supposed to be a prototype to Penny, and Penny has a line that goes something like this: "I'm the first robot capable of generating an Aura."

So Blake, as Penny's prototype, cannot. Cannot use the healing and protective power of Aura. Damage she takes is damage to her expensive, irrepairable pseudoskin, to her frame of precisely-engineered composites... So, she must dodge. Be unstrikeable, so as to not cost the family she has made after being abandoned anything more than she can.

Blake put literal pieces of herself, springs and wires and cables, into the White Fang, to repay them for taking her in, for giving her their lightning dust so that she may stay powered.

In the end, their only charge was that Blake, the untouchable, never-struck machine, was Atlesian, built by the same people who worked those the Fang claimed to fight for to death, and only immune to damage because she was never the target.

And for that, on a train in the middle of the Forever Fall, she would die too.

Or so they thought.

Cursed at birth to reject all healing magic, you were never given the luxury of injury and no party accepted you to join. So you trained harder, fought smarter, dodged everything. You couldn’t afford a single mistake. Now, they whisper your name in awe and fear—the Untouchable.

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NEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Crying in Neo silence

twitter oomf said au where neo dies instead of roman

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Child Cinder meets Adult Cinder, what do you think will happen?

Honestly I think it would depend on what era of Adult Cinder. Beacon Cinder is a very different person than Atlas Cinder

Beacon Cinder would probably pretend not to know her. She isn’t that scared little girl anymore, she’s Salem’s chosen Fall Maiden. She’s strong, she’s powerful, not like this mouse of a girl who allowed a woman with No Aura to subjugate her.

She would act with her younger self how Salem acts with her. Disdain hidden under a lacquer or love, just enough to manipulate the vulnerable girl

Atlas Cinder is another story. By this point she’s seen just how disposable she is. She’s back in Atlas, the beginning of all her hurts and the crucible that fired her into the shard of glass she is today. At this point Cinder is VERY aware that Salem is no better than the Madame, and in fact is worse because the witch actually has the power to back it up

I don’t think she’d be able to stop herself from trying to help her younger self. Whether that means killing the Madame and her step sisters to reach Salem sooner, or making sure she’s hidden so deeply the witch can never find her, I’m not sure

I think the juiciest option would be if Atlas Cinder delivers her younger self to RWBYALPNE. They’re fools, and weak fools at that. They can’t stand against Salem. But she also knows that they would never let a young girl fall into the witch’s hands

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(W) Weiss the soup headmate approved.

Friendly reminder that Weiss Schnee is a girl kisser. She likes to kiss girls and go on dates with girls and she wants to have a girlfriend. She does NOT want to kiss boys. She thinks every girl is so pretty and she wants to kiss them all on the lips. I know this because she literally told me herself. Happy pride month. Love wins

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guess whose turn it is with the long front

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Still trying to figure how to draw Blake.

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(T) I told a system when they came out that they were more friend per friend.

About a month later we became more friend per friend too!

Every time one of my friends explains something about Plurality to me I have to fight the urge to ask if they're "More people per people" cause of this fuck ass post

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(W) I am the only human member of this system and I'm not sure that's correct anymore. I share this head with a spider, a cat, and a doll.

Wait. Systems and plural beings out there. Do you guys also have animal or robot or nonhuman NPCs in your headspace?

We have multiple cats roaming the halls and a little helper bot whirring around :]]

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(W) Pearl this is that one last year.

- We meet someone

- They start questioning their singlethood

- We meet someone

- We meet someone

- We meet someone

- We meet someone

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(T) HEWWO

Hiiiii. Could pro endos and endos interact with this post? My dashboard is full of anti endos and I want better people to follow. ♡

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(W) SOMEONE GAVE THESE IDIOTS AN IMAGINATION AND THAT IS SO MUCH WORSE.

(T) QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK

(W) YOU ARE A SPIDER, TRIS, STOP PRESSING THE IMAGINARY QUACK BUTTON.

MY BRAIN FEELS LIKE A NEVER-ENDING DISCORD CALL THAT I CANNOT MUTE OR ESCAPE FROM.

I AM SO GLAD THESE IDIOTS DO NOT HAVE SOUNDBOARD PERMISSIONS.

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(W) That is how we summon one alter, Elysia, sometimes.

Alters showing up to the front after hearing their favorite song:

Meme is mid but I wanted to post because it's been a while

–John

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(W) I went from 4'10, just having gotten my sister back, built like a gymnast and able to swordfight while ice-skating and do nearly magic, to being a foot taller, lonely, and everything hurts...

Fictive culture is introjecting like, "I'm a magical~ princess from another dimensiOW SHIT WHY DO I HAVE BACK PAIN?" —⭐🦋 anon, if it's free?

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(J) I should charge Weiss rent.

(W) Gives Jennifer the most "why the fuck would you do that to me" surprised glare, mouth open in shock and everything.

fictive culture is “this character lives in my head rent free” taking on a whole new meaning.

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(W) We plan to. But the problem with being a fictive in this system is that it takes a lot of effort to do anything.

Hey, all systems with fictives! I have a question for you:

Do y'all ever have to watch/listen to their source to "refresh" the clarity of their voice? Or is that just a me thing?

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Host: *plays cool game once* That was fun

Fictive from said game: Yeah it wa-

Host: AAAAH