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name something more embarrassing than you've been pursuing a girl for 4 months and she says she didn't know you were gay

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I wish I was ontologically capable of getting the girl.

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Never mind she texted me back. Sorry everyone

I do think it's become clear in the past week that this woman is not really interested in me which is soul crushing and I will be in mourning over it but I'm mostly sad because I know it will most likely be years until I feel like this again. Oh well

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I do think it's become clear in the past week that this woman is not really interested in me which is soul crushing and I will be in mourning over it but I'm mostly sad because I know it will most likely be years until I feel like this again. Oh well

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my grandmom getting last rites tomorrow in case she dies during the triduum and the priest can't get there in time

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Kinda the only thing better than a group chat is when you're separately texting multiple people in a friend group about different niche topics of interest and you keep remembering the other people and switching back over to check in

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I'm so lucky I have a cat. I love him fr

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Lotus in Hanoi. Credit to Nguyên Đào.

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Pope Francis said this and now they're killing him☹️

Internal IBM document, 1979 (via Fabricio Teixeira)

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Life is just about receiving more devastating news every couple months

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My boss and his boss are both leaving at the end of the month lmfao????

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I honestly thought it would get a lot more nervous before hearings but actually I feel nothing. Part of that is having relatively low stakes compared to criminal hearings or quality of life matters but also idk my mindset is very much like "I can figure it out"

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I wish the client wouldn't be mean to me😭 like brother please we're on the same side

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honestly i do understand some criticisms of putting too much importance on attending college (but also i'm not from a family that assumed anyone was going to college so my perspective is probably different) but it does make me emotional to watch young people get the chance to really change their lives and improve their circumstances because a few people believed in them enough to give them the opportunity

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i love when you've worked somewhere long enough that people start feeling comfortable talking shit to you. like yayyyyyyy

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i walked into my apartment yesterday and my cat was curled up on the bed and the temperature is a nice, steady 71° and i don't have any roommates so i can leave boxes and toys around for gus while i'm gone. and i felt really proud that i can can provide him with safety and comfort and fun :)

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people are saying my life has become too gay guy forward and it's turned me into a mansplainer 😕