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now that the statute of limitations has expired, i can say that during the pandemic, my apartment complex at the time tried to change the laundry room hours to business hours, and i very calmly and quietly went down, took a cinderblock off the garden wall, and threw it through the glass door. and it stayed open til 9pm, and we never heard about changing hours again. sometimes you have to throw a cinderblock in a very businesslike manner, i'm saying. this is a negotiation, among stakeholders, and i would like to make clear that the cost/benefit balance sheet used to make the decision to change the hours was missing a variable
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If you’re a Tesla owner, u h8 gayz
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if u breed someone and the cum starts leaking out it means u have to cum inside again to replace what was lost. btw
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Nothing but respect for MY president (is it too late to make this joke?) (Cher I <3 u )
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This played at a small karaoke bar we found and it's been stuck in my head
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blood is basically the most normal thing for a sword to hunger for. if a sword gained sentience and started asking me for blood i'd be like yeah i thought you might say that
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Golden Girls providing love and open compassion for everyone ✨🐿️💞
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Getting to hang with the one and only Micah aka @a-taurus-line here in Austin has been such a treat this weekend!!
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Yeah pretty sure I just wanna get high and sing with a cute boy for the rest of my life
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I would follow y’all but some of Y’all’re too h*rny for me ;(
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