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girl what?

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funniest draft ever. what the fuck was i realizing

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the sun literally sets and casts a golden hue over everything every single day and we fucked it all up and invented paying rent

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seething about the fact that i will never experience photosynthesis in my own useless cells. i bet it feels so good when the light of the sun both warms you and fuels you at the same time. a bone-deep satisfaction mixed with a heated sugar-rush and endless brightness. not that i would fucking know

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do you think mocking catholicism is funny

yes. next question

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Prepare yourself.

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marketing guy: hmmm yeah we need to make vodka soda branded as “gay water.” make sure the packaging looks like diaper packaging.

other marketing guy: maybe we should add funny little stickers, like–

both at the same time: racism is small dick energy!

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When summer evenings feel like this gif it’s beautiful and it’s worth it

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Activist Republican judges legislated machine guns back on the street.

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trot trot trot

[ID: marker art of a kiwi bird running with text reading "I will keep putting one foot in front of the other even when it sucks." Sucks is underlined for emphasis. The background is plain white, and the artists signature is @ watercolour critters. End ID.]

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