“FBI tracks high profit shows, going through Stark’s gets them off my tail.”
“Ever here of torrenting? Because that might make your life easier.”
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“You're a jack of all trades. Right, I was going to rewire the communicator to link up to Stark’s satellite and download Game of Thrones.”
“I tend to derail conversations that way, yes…”
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“Hulk is tired of listening to you!”
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“I was.”
Beat.
“You distracted me with your cynical joke.”
“Are you sure about that?”
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"This can’t be your first time traveling through Death Valley with no water and no form of communication with the outside world.”
★— ❛ We’ve been walkin’ around this place for HOURS – in the boiling sun, if we continue rationing drops like this then we’re goin’ to pass out before we know it! ❜
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“Stop wasting water.”
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“I was going somewhere with this--”
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I’m not the mom friend, I’m the dad friend: tries to take care of his friends but is too distant and emotionally clumsy to be any good at it.
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"Mhm - we’re going to visit California first. The redwoods are tallest trees on Earth.”
“Hide?” She blinks in slight confusion. “Do you mean you wish for me to take my True Form?”
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(He takes her hand)
Hopefully to the nearest couch and or bed.
Not happening.
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"No, you don't have to hide."
“Caiera – we’re wasting time. Get dressed, I’m taking you out, as my wife.”
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