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Bond: foraged! So clever! healthy! organic!

Q: needs cleaning, means meal prep, there's a Tesco right on the corner!

what if- Bond picking up foraging as a hobby. Q thinks hes gone quite mad. Bond, ofc, is having a gr8 time and comes back w new baskets and bags and etc of things to show off to Q, which ofc Q requisitely treats the way he might if his cats brought him a dead mouse.

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POV the HR lady, trying to confirm consent with a Raven (male sexpionage agent), in fact with the top Raven in the company.

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Working Human Resources for MI6 was never going to be the easiest job, Bond of all agents had given her the most headaches but at the moment her heart ached for him.

"Yes, all consensual, I would never harm Q, never do anything he didn't want." Bond gave her the usual charming, reassuring smile he gave every conversation they had but it was starting to show strain.

"No Commander. I apologise if I have not explained clearly enough over the last half hour." Taking a deep breath in, all she could do was go for it. A huff interrupted her, easily interpreted as frustration. "So speak plainly please, maybe we can drop the beurocratese for a moment." So she did and watched her words Finally sink in.

"We need to confirm that you have not been pressured or coerced into this relationship Commander. We are trying to confirm that you, yourself, are safe. Anyone with eyes would know that you would never harm the Quatermaster. We need to be sure you are not being taken advantage of by a man who is technically your superior."

The colour drained from Bond's face and she was worried she had found an actual problem. But when he spoke it was quiet frozen steel. Subdued, hard, but brittle.

"So the only time anyone ever thinks to honestly check on me is when I'm finally happy, I'm in love." Bond got smoothly to his feet, his voice low and a bit robotic. "I'm am under no duress, I was not coerced to be with the man I love. I do not fear the Quatermaster nor does he show me any favour within our working relationship."

"Thank you Commander Bond." She had no idea where she found her voice, his eyes were full of ice and fire, a hot enough flame burns blue. "That will..."

"Be all." He finished for her with a small smile, a polite ghost of his usual charm. She kept her hands on her desk, no way should could finish the paperwork with them shaking. Every 00 signed thier lives over to MI6, but they were never supposed to feel Owned.

She could understand how 007 of all of them might feel a bit like property after all these years. A beautiful dangerous Thing with no life beyond the suits, the guns, and the missions.

But he Loved... there was no check box on the forms for that.

gotta be honest. gets me every time when *Bond* has to sign the paperwork that says he's not dating under duress, due to the fact that as a department head Q technically outranks him. very rare to see the paperwork discussed and even rarer to get this specific detail, but gets me every time

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2 things Every Q-Brancher knows by thr rite of passage of "Figuring it out for Yourself!"

ONE:

007 can and WILL make off with Any prototype not Nailed down to the table. Lock boxes do not work, he either picks the lock open, jimmies the Hinges themselves, or makes off with the whole box. You learn Very quickly to watch him if you want your ideas to survive.

He's a good sport though, if you catch him he will give it back. But you have to be brave enough to basically Scold a 00 and Demand it's return.

Q check 007 Constantly, sometimes demanding he empty his pockets to retrieve something for a less ballsy Q-Brancher which needs to Not be destroyed.

TWO:

That is Q's Husband, he can frisk or feel him up whenever he wants! You do not get your Unofficial Team Lanyard (black with 00Q in Vulcan calligraphy) until you walk out of a room, either white or red in the face.

outsider pov- you are a new Q branch hire. you observe that every time 007 passes by the Quartermaster, the Quartermaster runs an absent hand over the nearest part of 007's body often giving it a little pat at the end, much the way you've seen equestrians do with their horse. What The FUCK Is That Supposed To Mean.

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Of course Bond can drive an excavator!

And it's not Mission based, he's been driving them since he could reach the controls and get cigarettes from the working crew.

As a landed family the Bonds had to manage the land, and the loch, and Everything. Andrew Bond (James' dad and I always feel that's his middle name) did a lot of the work himself and Refused to raise his only son to be a spoiled rich kid.

James enlists after his parents pass away, Kincaid manages the land still, fondly remembering watching the younger Bond start causing mischief as soon as the work was done.

Remember--

switching to your-

...uhhh

ex....cava....tor......?

is always faster than reloading! 😊

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James Bond Fest! Yes! Love it!

It’s almost time to sign up for 007 Fest!

What is 007 Fest?

007 Fest is a month-long July celebration of all things Bond! This year marks our 10th Fest!

This year, the storyline we are following is dueling conferences. Agencies from all over the world are coming together in the spirit of cooperation and trust. It’s JELLYFISH Con!

For four days, agencies will show off their new tech, brag about the skills of their agents, showcase anything and everything. The goal? To form new alliances between agencies, inter-agency agent partnerships that can be called upon in times of need.

Everything is a little tense when trying to get naturally suspicious people to work together, but the biggest challenge might not be anything anyone predicted. It might be the convention happening on the floor below theirs: The International Mystery Writers Convention.

It's up to you, the support staff, the hotel staff, the B team who make things run smoothly to ensure that's what happens this time, too. When you sign up for Fest, start thinking about how you want to fit into this world. It's not critical, but there are some fun bonus challenges that build on some role play elements. Don't worry about which agency you might be a part of; we will be assigning time-zone-based stations for Fest depending on the demographics of sign ups.

During July, decide on your goals at the beginning of each week in July. Completing these weekly goals helps save the conference from that week’s threat! (But if you don’t complete them…well…maybe your station’s part of the conference ends up a little more lava-covered than it was before…yes, even though you’re not anywhere near a volcano… Luckily, you can help each other out!)

More info on our wordpress or our tumblr post.

I don’t write or art! Can I still participate?

Absolutely! If you want, you can only make social goals—hosting or joining watch parties or Discord chats, for example.

We also have fun immersive goals/scavenger hunt activities that don’t involve writing or arting.

Additionally, the ‘creative’ goals don’t have to involve fanfic or fanart; if your weekly goal is to make 5 James Bond memes or three headcanons, we support that!

And if you want to make a “hold my beer” level of goal, we also offer prompt tables and other challenges!

You can also participate without goals during certain weeks or the whole month if you want! 007 Fest is as chill or as high-key as you want to make it.

How can I sign up?

Sign-ups are open June 1st until June 15! Just fill out the form (forthcoming in a reblog) and we’ll contact you around June 18 so you can meet your team. If you’d like to onboard after that, you can, it will just take the mods a little longer.

We look forward to saving the world with you in July! :D

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Re: this post -

I think there should be an Incident where one of Q's cats is (or appears to be) seriously ill, and Q is desperate to get to cat to the very best emergency animal hospital in London, and he asks Bond to drive him.

And Bond promptly drives hell-for-leather and violates twenty different traffic laws and puts his double-oh driving skills to the test. Because Q says this is an emergency and the cat needs to be at the vet approximately five minutes ago, and by GOD, Bond is going to accomplish this thirty-minute drive in ten minutes TOPS!!

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YES!!!

canon means nothing when I can shelter my blorbo and keep him alive through the power of archive of our own

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Reblogging because this is Delicous!!

I am once again thinking of how extremely cool and sexy it would've been for Q to personally kill someone in order to protect Bond.

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Yes! He does 😋

I'm selfish, and I'm lonely Arm's length, small talk, and then some company (x)

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I just like to L👀K at him. NGL.

A joy to watch at rest (the little bum wiggle under the sheets) and a joy to watch in motion! (that leap over the bar and of course those slutty little shorts!)

DANIEL CRAIG // James Bond NO TIME TO DIE (2021)

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I cannot articulate how much I love DeadBirdDeliveringBond!!

I love the mutually agreed upon headcanon that Bond shows up in Q’s flat, bypassing all this miscellaneous traps, and sits there after missions. Just in the dark. And that each time Bond arrives he brings a little treat for Q:

Like he’s got some dead guy’s laptop, or his hard drive. Maybe brought back some blood-crusty glasses he think Q might like. Sometimes it’s just like half of a keyboard that seemed Kinda Cool. Mugs. Someone dead guy’s phone.

And each time Q is like. So thrilled. He takes apart all the technology Bond leaves him, cleans up and uses the new glasses, decorates the apartment.

But I like this universal headcanon because it’s so [pet of your choice here]!Bond to me - he’s just bringing Q whatever shit he found or thought Q might like and dropping it at his feet like “hello.” And at first Q indulged it from a patronising standpoint – “that’s very sweet, Bond,” comically placing the flash drive on top of the pile of flash drives from Bond – but now he just genuinely enjoys knowing that A) bond thinks of him in the field. And B) he could maybe actually build a franken-puter with all this gear.

I also think Q makes a big show of looking it over in his hands, brows furrowed, lips pursed, glasses on his head, really deciding if it’s worth keeping (he’d never throw anything out from Bond. EVER.) and then nodding in approval. And then Bond trying not to look incredibly pleased with himself, under the impression he’s aiding Q’s research or work. (He is decidedly not. He’s dropping various dead birds at Q’s feet.)

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dean would absolutely lose cas at grocery stores and go around asking people "hey have you seen a little guy in a trench coat? 'bout yea high? [hand at his shoulder] peach fuzz, devastatingly handsome? sensible shoes? just kind of a weird, dorky little guy?"

everybody is on the lookout for some short, questionably dressed mystery man and meanwhile cas, 6' tall, shaped not unlike a shot putter, is standing at the checkout scrutinizing the tabloids like "...i'm not sure there's any veracity to these claims" while the cashier's register throws a fatal error bc she accidentally lasered him with the barcode scanner and it saw infinity

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Kitten-Kin! How can you leave this in the Tags! #2 and #4 are my favorite 😂😂😂

MI6 Cafe's Crazy Caption Contest

Welcome to our February caption contest! Each week we'll give you two images to make up a caption for, the funnier the better. Simply reblog and add your caption!

This week, from No Time to Die...

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Beautiful art!

You know that's his 1st cup of Earl Grey right!?.

Just a Quatermaster, Doing Damage in his PJs. 🥰

James Bond. In 2024

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Hahahahaahaaaa! No lies were found.

OK, time for more stupid memes! This time, Bond and are Q debating the best sexual position (inspired by this post):

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I too needs this. For reasons.

Hello does anyone have that behind-the-scenes gif/video of Ben Whishaw and Daniel Craig shooting that scene with the rifle in Spectre? Need it for reasons.

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This me right now. Depression hitting hard. I literally spent Sunday eating 2 cheese pizzas and sleeping. So not good!

Today I'm getting up, dressing like a human, and cleaning Something in my house, always makes me feel better!