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Crazy how we dont even know where did @satan-offical come from like one day she just appeared on my dash with 10000000 notes on each post. Insane

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one time my mom and i were talking about autism and she said if i got it from anyone i got it from my dad, a man who has been buying and sorting pokemon cards for several months straight and likes to memorize license plates and then quiz my mom on them. and then she remembered that my father is not actually biologically related to me (#childofdivorce) and lost her shit laughing. i got that proxy autism

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someone love me please, anyone?

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when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".

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ROUND 2 POLL 4

@catinasink @misericordiia

please remember this is a fag contest not a popularity contest

propaganda/contestant info under cut:

(there is a lot for this one! /nm)

catinasink:

Pluto - it/he/star

(left image by @albi-bumblebee, right and bottom by @trying-trying2lyk)

"as a tumblr user for over a year now, i've gone through many stages of faggotry, including a variety of homoerotic mutualships, some with multiple people involved. i have two boyfriends i am in yaoi with at this moment, and we are the epitome of faggotry. i have gone through the lesbian crushing on a straight girl, i have gone through crushing on a teacher older than my dad, i have gone through many labels in my faggoty life. as a true faggot, i want you to vote for me - the faginasink, if you will. im an rpf truther and have many a headcanon about long dead white people (18th century if youre wondering). im an avid monster drinker. i like mcr. i do diy. i kiss boys and am a boykisser. i used to be (and dabble in) girlkissing. i use a variety of pronouns (incliding coool, secret, evil pronouns). i am the ultimate faggot, and hopefully your vote will help me secure my role. i won last year so surely i am still the ultimate faggot ?"

"also i offer free pictures of my cat if ☝️ you vote for me"

"i went through a doomed t4t4t situationship and one of us detransitioned(?) one of us transitioned to a new identity and one of us stopped using the same chosen name so. id say thats pretty telling of my faggotness"

"i have like. the biggest crush on my history teacher i feel like thats faggoty"

"im really cool i promise i have a hyperfixation on ushistory which is awesome and cool and i made a plushie of john adams"

"uhh i went through doomed yuri at LEAST 3 times over the course of my life !!!!"

"please vote for me,..,..,,, itll make me happy,..,.."

misericordiia:

Mercy - she/he

(bottom image by @moose-driving)

"my dad started the first GSA in our part of the country, is dating a gay man, is the first one people come to for LGBTQ questions, everyone’s favorite boygirl bisexual"

"my top post (100k notes) on my old blog was literally abt trans ppl whats faggier than being known as uterus boy?"

"im so invested in frerard i explained it to my boyfriend on our first date (also my drama teacher fucked mikey way). my whole family is probably queer my mom goes on rants abt how she wishes she transitioned. i have a queer tarot deck i use all the time im also for some reason the person to go to w queer questions irl people just ask me things. im a stage manager and a costume manager and what is more gay then costuming in live theater. i also do clown drag there is nothing gayer than clown drag"

"i was in a t4t yaoi situationship for months and for a month during that i was in a lesbian situationship at the same damn time. i have been out as bisexual for like 6 years and my dad founded the first gsa in our region. im gay both ways as everyones favorite boygirl bisexual and my boyfriend is also bisexual. im clearly the faggiest as im also goth and all goths are bisexual on principle. i offer pictures of my dog as tributes if you send me a screenshot of your vote for me :3"

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zionists get off my fucking page

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reblog if you’d like one of these in your inbox

- ask me things you want to know about me

- why you follow me

- what’s on your mind/what you’re thinking about

- a compliment

- make me choose between two things

- ask for advice

- tell me a secret

- things you associate me with

- anything!!!!

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permission to lib out?

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oh uh it's almost the end of pride month uh i'm just gonna say that my gender is Everything but the closest label is non-binary and my pronouns are he/it but also i'm a princess

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I'm here/ I'm home

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no no no. I want to be obsessed with you. That's the whole point I fear. I'm okay that you take up all of my mental space. I let you in there.

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oguh.... the curse.... (ate ice cream too fast and has a tummy ache. completely normal.)

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Danke, CDU 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

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I love having mutuals. #myfriends<3

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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn