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What if there was a cow that could fly?
um. uhh um. fat bumbalbee
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apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office
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EVERYONE SAY HAPPY PRIDE MONTH TO BUFORD !!!!!! 🌈





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Did NOT expect the new season of phineas and ferb to have a sharp and acute criticism of unpaid internships and their exploitation of college students but i really do approve the moral of this episode
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It is your sworn duty, when you're in your 30's, to do something every day that would have gotten you viciously bullied in high school.
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pro-tip: don't ever use the sentence "thousands of years" in your worldbuilding unless you really know what a thousand years is like
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I should draw rouge the bat. But in what circumstance
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The class war is staggeringly rigged against the working class. The majority of households are living under extreme economic trauma.
End the trauma. Abolish Republicans.
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