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the symbiotic relationship between tumblr and AO3 should be studied in a lab
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here you go professor. several pages of home brewed bullshit. as opposed to the chatgpt-brewed bullshit you're used to these days. i hope u enjoy it i worked very hard on it ❤️
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quiet acts of love that make me cry 🫂
prompt list by @novelbear
always giving the other the first bite of their food
^ or the last bite
gently resting their head on their shoulder when taking a picture/peeking at something
kisses. on. the. tip. of. the. nose.
zipping or buttoning their jacket for them
when they follow the sidewalk rule :(
^ like imagine realizing it as they gently take the other's wrist and guide them to the other side...omg
waiting until they safely reach the front of the door or get inside before driving off
"did you eat today?"
softly dusting crumbs from their cheeks when eating
^ or even better: kissing it off
"wear a jacket, it's cold out."
watching a movie or show that they know they're interested in.
^ not because they asked them to, but to be able to engage in more conversation related to it when they adorably ramble on and on.
doing their makeup for them
"i brought you flowers." "for what?" "there has to be a reason?"
keeping a few of their favorite snacks in the house for when they visit.
opening the door for them or pulling their seat out before they sit down
lifting the shorter one up so they can be seen in photos
absentmindedly playing with their hair at all times
fixing their clothes a little for them when noticing something is off
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if anything else happens to me i’m not enduring it. somebody else do that
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today in the chronicles of women in motorsport...

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this is kind of my favorite genre of image ever. like THIS is what the internet is for


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Not what I expected coming from John Green
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Bastille was right. How am I gonna be an optimist about this. Also right about eh eho eho.
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Most chaotic possible scenarios for Daniel Ricciardo's future
- he returns as Max's PA/performance coach/trainer.
- replaces Mick Schumacher as Mercedes #3 and waves at Christian every race from his perch next to Toto. He comments frequently in the media about Toto's tallness, muscularity, personal wealth, and lack of allegations of unprofessional behavior. Toto hugs him sometimes for no reason.
- Hulkenberg-esque Super Sub for 2025, which kicks off in late 2024 when Vowles sends Colapinto to appendix removal camp and needs a stand-in.
- becomes a regular driver steward, in-house expert on late braking.
- joins Sky and ends up as the sunshine to Rosberg's grumpy. When Nico talks about how hard it is to manage teammate relationships, Danny laughs and says "maybe for you!"
- officially hooks up with Max and lives that wag life.
- daniel.jpg becomes the go-to photo source for F1 weekends when he gets accredited as a paddock photog.
- Valtteri meets a cheerful Australian man named Ricky Daniels who seems vaguely familiar, though he can't place him. He clicks immediately with Tiffany and becomes part of Valtteri's entourage. He's always so helpful when Valtteri needs a cramp massaged out of his calf after a long cycle.
- starts an energy drink company called Big Ricc Energy. The tagline is "lick the stamp and send it," and the logo is two bulls back to back shitting on each other.
- one race as a colour commentator before he's let go for being too positive about everyone.
- Ghostbusters Kevin the Receptionist style role for Mark Webber's driver management company. No one can figure out if he's kidding or not.
- DTS scriptwriter, a role he performs wearing a cloak and the iconic Phantom of the Opera mask.
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It’s good I’m going to sleep on the Daniel news before writing the rest of the final Icarus chapter tomorrow because I’ve just reached the post-zandvoort point where I need to choose Liam’s wings…and for an instant I was tempted to give him kiwi wings
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having the same startled feeling as in 2022 over how daniel cant move with anything but grace through the lowest of lows
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