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Walked into a bar and saw this

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Israeli moots please remain not on fire.

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just read “to be loved is to be worth the inconvenience” it blew my mind away

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This is the best one

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If you ever tagged me to do one of those tag game thingies and I never did it:

1) Thank you, seriously. Those are fun and being included shows that my followers care enough to want to learn more about me.

2) Very sorry about that, it’s extremely likely that I said to myself “Cool! But I’m busy at the moment, I’ll have to do this later today or tomorrow” before proceeding to just straight-up forget, now it’s too far back in my notifications and/or your blog to find again.

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So I think I forgot to post about it here but I'm knitting my own wedding dress.

Edit to add materials: I'm using suri silk alpaca (apparently I'm slightly allergic to mohair?), and glass beads for the silvery and pearl beads.

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my favorite thing about Corporal Carrot is that he’s a romantic hero plopped right in the middle of the greediest cesspit of a chaotic neutral city ever to debase the pages of literature, and yet instead of having his shining idealism destroyed by an uncaring reality, he makes reality embarrassedly put down the weapons and agree to make nice, and then mutter an awkward “Good morning” whenever it passes him on the street.

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Just found out there's a group on inaturalist dedicated to showcasing the silliest observations

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obsessed with this

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people using the I’m just a girl song for their little videos but making them short enough to crop out the part of gwen stephani yelling that’s all you’ll let me be

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shirt that says "i love redundancy!" on the front and on the back it says "i love redundancy!"

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With more and more Ao3 authors restricting their works to the archive (due to AI scraping), they're going to be losing guest interaction. And probably generally feeling down because. You know. AI is stealing their hard work.

So! Now is a great time to stop by your favorite authors/stories and drop them some comments! They really appreciate it!

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@zorciarkrildrush is that first one the one we talked about at thursday? bc if so I definitely want it 😂😍

Steal something from my room except I may have a slight problem

A sword, German zweihander

A second sword, French cavalry sabre

A third sword, Chinese jian

Look at that, it's a fourth sword, Japanese katana

Sword #5, scimitar (not sure of country of origin)

Six of Sword, Italian falchion

Why do you have so many swords?

How do you have so many swords?

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Major human pastimes:

frying dough

classifying things and then arguing about the classifications

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just had to argue w my mum that it's not safe to invite over my older sister for our plans bc yknow. fire. (had my dad join in and we convinced her it's too risky)

everything is yellow and grey outside

am also packing a go bag rn incase we get the evac order

and moved in all the furniture and stuff from the balcony so they won't stink up in the meantime/actually catch fire if that's gonna happen.

aaand all that's been playing in my head all day is sabrina carpenter's 'pls pls pls don't prove I'm right'. even before the fire even started. this is highly appropriate now and also ironic.