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Kellan
I love dogs and tv In a relationship with the love of my life Transgender, T-Day: 2/5/16PNW
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I'd very much like to punch a feminist.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
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“Just trust your gut”
Pal I have anxiety, my gut is literally always telling me to abort mission
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You’ve heard about Mom Friend and Dad Friend, now get ready for....
Grandpa Friend™:
- almost always grumpy
- bad at showing affection but cares about their friends a lot
- “what did you say?”, “Sorry i didn’t hear that, can you repeat it?”
- often reminisces about their youth (even though they’re probably only in their twenties. Alternatively: “kids these days…”)
- too old for this shit (see above)
- totally not down with the youth
- bad back (and everything else hurts too)
- likes to complain
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I’m just trying to add good people to my life. slowly and carefully
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Date: hey let's slow dance
Me: moshes at 1/4 speed
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manager: “clean up and you can go home”
me:
vine
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what if instead of drops, rain fell all at once.
like, a two inch thick sheet of water just goes thwap, and then it’s sunny again
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Joe Biden crashed a college party in this new #ItsOnUs PSA explaining why sexual assault is *everyone’s* problem
Could vice president (and part-time TV actor) Joe Biden sneak into a college party in real life? Judging by a new Funny or Die video, he totally could.
Gifs: Funny or Die
WATCH THE VIDEO
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me: hey i feel pretty good what could go wrong
brain:
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